Diana Flush beats four of a kind

posted on 18 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toys

So beautiful, she was the Jack of Clubs…

Photo courtesy of  Alex J Dennis.
Playing cards found in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as she’s not an Ace in the hole

  2. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Diana: Princess, Star, Angel and Cow.

  3. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew it! The whole Columbus thing was a lie. United States came to earth in a giant spaceship.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Diana, Princess of Whales was a Moby star

  5. jjhitt | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Life is full of complex destined to color.”

    Last time I found myself in a minefield and holding a hand grenade, I was thinking the exact same thing.

  6. jjhitt | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “This is my tiara. There are many like it, but this one is mine.”

  7. mickeygreeneyes | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All right, people, queue up here to milk gallons of pounds sterling from Her Royal Highness.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I say, who left this pile of horse crap in my minefield?”

  9. Jonnytbone | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like she’ll give Our Lady of Fatima a run for her money. When’s the novena?

  10. Biff the Understudy | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know she was on the Al Qaeda most wanted list.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the story:

    United States came to earth upon the front lawn of the British Royal family. Diana came with them. There was a brief Star Wars, but who cares. Since joining the British Royal family, Diana learned to speak in advanced Engrish tongues. One day, the Royal family told United States to go away. So they lived happily with Diana forever after, until a known accident occurs.

    But something has never been revealed: was Diana an angel of cow?

  12. Biff the Understudy | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And oh, how I miss ’80′s hair. (Oops just outed myself as a geezer.)

  13. Biff the Understudy | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I don’t often stand in minefields, but when I do I like to throw balls of mud at photographers.”

  14. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. Why did Elton John go to Princess Di’s funeral?

    A. So there would be at least one sad old queen there.

  15. Sparky | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What the Earth needs is a Royal Flush.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Diana a.k.a. ‘Poker Face’.

  17. flicky1991 | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “So beautiful, she was the Jack of Clubs…”

    I’m no expect at reading things that aren’t entirely in the picture, but it looks a lot more like a 9 than a J.

  18. Pectolatra | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Here you go, a Full House of princesses!”
    “It’s not better than my Royal Flush of princesses!”
    “So what do you say of my Four Of A Kind of princesses?”
    “Uh… does this mean we all won?”
    “No, it means that we shouldn’t play with this moronic Engrish deck.”

  19. pijo | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wonder what United States is doing there in the card

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Diana was no Joker?

  21. GwydionM | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Survived a minefield and killed by tabloid reporters. Typical.

  22. RJF | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Diana was way ahead of the curve, playing Halo before it came out.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Spaceship Name: Princess Ace Of Space
    Ship Population: Two decks
    Alien Species Not Excluded: Frams Torners (Offline translation: ‘Rounded Corners’)
    Joker: Cap’n Holodeck
    Origin: United Kingdom Of America (In the middle of Milka Way)
    Mission: Impossible

    Samsung Galaxy Note III from Diana: ”iSheep, not Cow!”

  24. Auntie | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who else is in that deck o’cards?

  25. RT | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    sweet, my yugioh world leaders expansion deck came in the mail today!

  26. EffEff | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Never walk in a field full of Perigo Minas (dangerous mines) without carrying your trusty Perigosto Stick.

  27. Jøsh | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I wouldn’t say she’s a cash cow but we do sell allot of these un-licensed playing cards.”

  28. Droll not Troll | 8:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve often suspected that some of the Royals were not playing with a full deck.

  29. DanT | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption for picture on the Jack of Clubs card: “Hey Charles, catch this!”

  30. Bob | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “cash cow” is my favorite part.

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