Dispose of body parts somewhere else please

posted on 5 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Christine MacPhail.
Sign found in Holiday Plaza Shopping Mall, Shenzhen, China. 

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  1. Mick | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Deathly Disposals will be destroyed!

  2. jjhitt | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Evidence Recycling bins are provided for your convenience.

  3. faulty wiring | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Confusing. Am I allowed to dump a corpse here if I didn’t murder it myself?

  4. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For background music they have the One Hundred And One Strings version of Helter Skelter playing,

  5. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well don’t throw yourself into it.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Litterally?

  7. SF | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sbarro’s trash has to be disposed of elsewhere.

  8. jjhitt | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The killer left behind a hammer and a wishbone: it’s murder most fowl.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Bring out the dead!”

  10. DrLex | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now does this mean I cannot dump corpses here as a killer, or I cannot dump dead killers here as a cop?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Only mediocre littering allowed.

  12. jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You Stab ‘Em — You Stash ‘Em

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Honest, officer, that dead body on the floor isn’t mine. My dead body is still here in this ba- Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  14. pijo | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, what do you throw there!!? ooh .. a piece of paper? will it be able to kill anybody? ooh no ..? .. Never mind then …

  15. Ben | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t set out to be a homicidal maniac. It just started that day I threw out one gum wrapper…

  16. Ben | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: “I’m not dead yet. I think I might go for a walk.”

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re watching you, Jerry Lee Lewis!.

  18. Marum | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am a cat. I understand this sign perfectly.

  19. Pectolatra | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry Shao Kahn, I’m not allowed to finish him here.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll do some litter killing instead.

  21. Chris | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ben: I’m pining for the fjords.

  22. Classic Steve | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also no groovy, boss, or far-out littering.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody told me…
    that you tossed a bottle…
    that looked like a drink can…
    that I tossed in February of last year…

  24. Frank Burns | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule enacted after Jeffry Dahlmer stayed there one night.

  25. Sparky | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What about zombies?

  26. demondude777 | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please go to the Regularday Plaza to dump your dead.

  27. Biff the Understudy | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: looks like a hammer and a breast. Well, you know where my mind is.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Killer lettering for a T-shirt

  29. Nonsuch Ned | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t throw my corpses on the ground, can’t store them in a locker.
    (7) brog.engrish.com/2008/10/14/corpse-in-train-station-locker/
    Where can I put them?

  30. mickeygreeneyes | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about these killer boots? Like ‘em? Knew ya would!

  31. Peter Chan | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What about victim littering?

  32. Marum | 6:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This Is the Horrorday Plaza.

  33. emily | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How else could I dispose of killers?

  34. iLock | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That Italian Cooking was killer, dude.

  35. Jøsh | 5:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Duuuude! Killer litter!

  36. Weepingguitar | 4:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gnarly paper toss!

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