Photo courtesy of Christine MacPhail.
Sign found in Holiday Plaza Shopping Mall, Shenzhen, China.
Deathly Disposals will be destroyed!
Evidence Recycling bins are provided for your convenience.
Confusing. Am I allowed to dump a corpse here if I didn’t murder it myself?
For background music they have the One Hundred And One Strings version of Helter Skelter playing,
Well don’t throw yourself into it.
Sbarro’s trash has to be disposed of elsewhere.
The killer left behind a hammer and a wishbone: it’s murder most fowl.
”Bring out the dead!”
Now does this mean I cannot dump corpses here as a killer, or I cannot dump dead killers here as a cop?
Only mediocre littering allowed.
You Stab ‘Em — You Stash ‘Em
Honest, officer, that dead body on the floor isn’t mine. My dead body is still here in this ba- Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hey, what do you throw there!!? ooh .. a piece of paper? will it be able to kill anybody? ooh no ..? .. Never mind then …
I didn’t set out to be a homicidal maniac. It just started that day I threw out one gum wrapper…
@Seventy2rd o clock: “I’m not dead yet. I think I might go for a walk.”
We’re watching you, Jerry Lee Lewis!.
I am a cat. I understand this sign perfectly.
I’m sorry Shao Kahn, I’m not allowed to finish him here.
I’ll do some litter killing instead.
@Ben: I’m pining for the fjords.
Also no groovy, boss, or far-out littering.
Somebody told me…
that you tossed a bottle…
that looked like a drink can…
that I tossed in February of last year…
Rule enacted after Jeffry Dahlmer stayed there one night.
What about zombies?
Please go to the Regularday Plaza to dump your dead.
@jjhitt: looks like a hammer and a breast. Well, you know where my mind is.
Killer lettering for a T-shirt
Can’t throw my corpses on the ground, can’t store them in a locker.
Where can I put them?
How about these killer boots? Like ’em? Knew ya would!
What about victim littering?
This Is the Horrorday Plaza.
How else could I dispose of killers?
That Italian Cooking was killer, dude.
Duuuude! Killer litter!
Gnarly paper toss!
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