Don’t get stuck in a scrud

posted on 13 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Dan Ports.
Towel packaging made in China. 

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  1. jjhitt | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rud me until I scream “Yi YU”!

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its the hand that does it

  3. jjhitt | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lightly Soap … Same Scrud, Less Filling.

  4. J-Luke | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t be too rud or else it won’t be comfortable anymore…

  5. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t take these instructions lighly, or else my partner Soap will scrud you and no amount of rudding will make you feel comfortable anymore.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I already have a bath feeling about this.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To stop the water getting too dirty, I like to remove most of the scrud before I get into the bath.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Towel accelerates blood circulation => comfortably and refreshingly heart attack

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If that feeling bath feels me one more time, it’s gonna get a swift kick in the plughole!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Don’t be so scrud, Rud. I’m just Lightly Soap, Towel is my best partner, and if you don’t like it, go and have a feeling bath elsewhere!

  11. Frank Burns | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of scrud missle attack.

  12. DrLex | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Captain Yi YU, the ship’s rud has jammed.
    - Well then sailor, I invite you to scrud.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it depends on what you do with the towel that would cause “blood acceleration.” (wink, wink)

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No need to scrud – just do it.

  15. pijo | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rud is not enough to make me comfortable, I still need to scrud

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow! I guess scrud is really a cool, new word for jerki (rest of post censored by authorites).

  17. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This Scrud’s for you.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From ‘The Dark Towel’ series

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The partner of Soap is called Bubbles. They’ve been going together for years.

  20. KellogGold | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rud a dud dud, for use in the tud.

  21. Sparky | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t meant to be rud, but a nylon towel? not too plactical!

  22. Frank Burns | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Don’t forget to bring a towel.”

  23. GwydionM | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just scrud on the run, Hud / There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

    (Not washing at all is another one.)

  24. GwydionM | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CORRECTION

    Just scrud on the rud, Hud / There must be 50 ways to leave your lover.

    (Not washing at all is another one.)

  25. coffeebot | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I use Lighly Soap on my lighs

  26. Peter Chan | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No need to scrud, just lightly rud to produce a dig dulge and enjoy . . .

  27. Marum | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They must be Kiwis.

    After a really hot bath you come out rud.

  28. Marum | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a Crow, perched on her head?

  29. jonnytbone | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But darling most of all, I love how you rud me.

  30. Someone | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When soap is your partner, dropping your partner suddenly is alot worse than usual.

  31. Pete | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Always remember son, before that hot date, be prepared.
    Shower and scrud with YI YU and make sure to bring a rudder with you.

  32. tadchem | 2:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love a good duddle dath!

  33. EffEff | 7:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rudby players get stuck in scruds.

  34. Biff the Understudy | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A feeling bath. Jeez, these new agey therapy sessions just get weirder and weirder.

  35. DECMATH | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because you’re uncomfortable and stultifying right now.

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