Eat! Don’t Exercise!

posted on 30 Oct 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Just being responsible…

Sign spotted in Thailand.

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  1. iLock | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoot heroin! Don’t walk

  2. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the spirit!

  3. iLock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Smuggle drugs into our country! Don’t get caught

  4. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks I’ll get the bus

  5. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Get into flag waving instead

  6. iLock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Think! Don’t thrive

  7. iLock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stink! Don’t pungent

  8. iLock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Slink! Don’t jive… turkey

  9. iLock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I got carried away there… Don’t worry I’m gonna stop now.

  10. jjhitt | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And don’t stop drinking until you can read the rest of the sign.

  11. Pectolatra | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After all, you don’t make any friends driving.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the penalty for drinking while under the influence of freeway?

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re talking to you, Jack Daniel and Johnny Walker!

  14. DrLex | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Why drink & drive if you can just keep on drinking?

  15. krysto4 | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Brought to you by Siamese Brewing Company…

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ….but obey the limits or you’ll lose your drinking licence.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Horse! Don’t crack

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When changing drinks, always indicate and give way to temptation.

  19. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Heheh, Remind me of when the police pulled me up in PNG giving some of the workers a lift home (It was after midnight). I was three sheets to the wind, and still had a stubbie in my hands. After thanking me for giving the guys a ride home, he decided to caution me. “Masta!” yu nokin dring na drive. Yu pulup longsait road, yu dringim bia pinis, tasol yu driveim ka.”

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t hangover the Sign

  21. Lora | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Water! Don’t dehydrate!

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After 12 Johnny Walkers, you can chip or putt, but driving is out of the question!

  23. KellogGold | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Friends don’t let friends drive.

  24. Sparky | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I took the bus home but can’t remember where I parked it.

  25. Ben | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The most effective anti-drunk-driving campaign ever instituted in Arkansas.

  26. Frank Burns | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Public Service Announcement brought to you by the Taxi Drivers association and the Alcohol Board of Thailand.

  27. Peter Chan | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat ! Don’t Poop

  28. Biff the Understudy | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: heh heh… you said “pinis”.

    (Seriously, Tok Pisin is one of my favorite languages. Thanks for the cool story.)

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s screwdrivers!

  30. GwydionM | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We are spirits in the pedestrian world

  31. Snickers | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drive! Don’t text!

  32. jjhitt | 1:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honest officer. I was just obeying the rules of the road.

  33. Mike K | 2:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mounted on a tree and wooden pole…….to no where………

  34. Mike K | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t see a road anywhere in site……is this not making sense to anyone else……

  35. Marum | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Biff. Monin wantok. Yu stap gut? Yes “pinis”. If you know they way they drink in PNG, you would know. Did you work in PNG? Contact me on hamredba@bigpond.com. Mi kisim hamamas long taim yumi troim moa tokpisin i kam i go.

  36. Lisa Stewart | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Play! Don’t work

  37. Mr. Wrong | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We strongly advise you to get out of your car and start drinking heavily.

  38. Droll not Troll | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: As long as it’s OK with the drivers. You don’t want to accidentally them. :P

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: Accidental drivers screw it all up. So they transform them into a drink!

  40. Long Tom | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess that’s how they control traffic in Thailand.

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