Great for original usage memos

posted on 21 Oct 2012 in Stationery

They’re too good for the Abandonment Division!

Photo courtesy of Heidi Kay Carson.
Pens made in Japan. 

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  1. jjhitt | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does the sun ever shine in the place where the infant’s hand doesn’t reach?

  2. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I assume that the infant’s hand doesn’t make the abandonment division of the municipality.

  3. jjhitt | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve been having a lot of problems with these being used for things other than memos.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pens have been used for so many things I doubt that there are any more original usages.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How could I make upward the pen ahead? I don’t even practise yoga!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If there’s a leakage please call the bomb squad.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And I was always wondering where all the ballpoint pens go

  8. Chris | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, not to be used for the other use.

  9. J-Luke | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe there is a pen for an abandoned pen…

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So many pretty colours, you can use them with gay abandon!

    Abandonment Division will soon be playing at a gay bar in your town.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    MEMO: Please avoid using it for the usage other than the usage

  12. Sparky | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Memo: Please don’t buy these. Buy pencils instead.

  13. Lora | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I only counted 9 pens. Not only do they have abandonment issues, but one must be bipolar and write in two different colors. :-)

  14. Pectolatra | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I work in the Abandonment Division and I approve this message.

  15. GwydionM | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Abandonment Division – a punk rock band with a strong interest in stationary stationery.

    And a habit of stealing paper clips.

  16. Pectolatra | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You should only use these pens to write memo in an original way.
    As soon as you find a way, please post it on Deviant Art.

  17. RJF | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Abandon Marker!

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Whenever I make the upward pen ahead, it avoids using by its own will!

  19. mickeygreeneyes | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t remind me of the place where the infant’s hand DOES reach. I shudder to think about it.

  20. jjhitt | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Abandon hope, all ye who leakage here.

  21. SF | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Technicolon pens! But once you have made them upward ahead on the place where infant’s hand doesn’t reach, avoid using them, even for memos. In fact you can think of abandonment.

  22. Biff the Understudy | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think we’ve found Dubya’s Axis of Polypropylene.

  23. Marum | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uhhh! —- Hai!.

  24. Marum | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the Japanese weapon of mass distraction.

  25. Peter Chan | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Abandonment – THE very best way to avoid using it.

  26. DragonLady | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I abandon my pens only in the countryside so that one day it will be as full of litter as any municipality.

  27. RT | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    *sees “make upward the pen ahead”…*

    you mean i can use it to poke my friend’s ***hole as a prank?

  28. Marum | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please stick this pen in your axis.

  29. Marum | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Come to think of it. I would always follow the Abandonment division of any authority. They have the best parties.

  30. DrLex | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not use this at all and abandon it immediately.

  31. Frank Burns | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Creativity is strictly forbidden. Drawing will be punished.

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Abandon all taupe, ye who enter here.

  33. iLock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But my pens have abandonment issues… :(

  34. iLock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Note to self: Do not stick these pens onto pregnant womens’ chests
    otherwise infant’s hand could reach it.

  35. iLock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Misuse will be reported to the Secret Japanese Pen-tagon.

  36. aesop | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ink removed for your safety

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