Hot cross buns!

posted on 23 Oct 2012 in Signs

Thanks, I’ll stand…

Photo courtesy of Estecho.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
Japanese says: “We have a smoking section in our restaurant”. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This way, it smoked cigarette buttocks more easily.

  2. Jonnytbone | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just another Japanese pickup line.

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fireproof pants available at the counter.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Smoking or non-smoking, Sir?
    - I prefer casual clothing, thank you.

  5. Algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Something about ash and the buttocks I suspect. Just be careful of the animals.

  6. jjhitt | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign over electric chair.

  7. mickeygreeneyes | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I say, have you rung up the fire brigade?

  8. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There ain’t nothing like really authentic Mexican food.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smoking seat is just a part of Suck Ho Bldg furniture collection. To make you even hotter, we also prepared the Chesterfield sofa in which it burned for you. Just take care not to abuse the fire extinguisher.

  10. iLock | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This seat gets more butts than an ashtray.

  11. iLock | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope it wasn’t It the clown…

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody’s been sitting in my chair- what an ash hole!

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fire in the hole!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t think anyone smoked Chesterfields these days…..

  15. Frank Burns | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Glad the seat smoked it, I hate tobacco. Now if it had some……..

  16. Niko | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thing is… I usually know generally what they are trying to get at. Not here. What is this sign actually trying to say?

  17. coffeebot | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t sit down in Hell’s Kitchen

  18. coffeebot | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, liar’s pants really do catch fire

  19. Lora | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rump roast!

  20. Sparky | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Lazy Boy smoker.

  21. Crazy M | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Set in it while it’s fresh!

  22. J-Luke | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Charred for her pleasure…

  23. RJF | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Low tar Benches never do it for me.

  24. RJF | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you know what it is like to be on the hot seat.

  25. demondude777 | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That is better than the chair I had to sit in when I went to the strip club. It took me a couple weeks to get rid of that problem….

  26. Biff the Understudy | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll stick to the Swedish snus suppositories, thanks.

  27. GwydionM | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t give up smoking? Our Intelligent Seat will steal your cigarettes and smoke them itself.

  28. Biff the Understudy | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @GwydionM: until the system becomes self-aware and health-conscious.

  29. Susan the First | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prease to sit light here! No smorking!

  30. Peter Chan | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mind your arse (!!)

  31. Lollerskate | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pennywise must be through really diffuclt time to be smoking for strangers in a restaurant.

  32. emily | 9:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please press the fire alarm if your room won’t stop smoking!!!

  33. Nobody | 6:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you threatening me?

    Do I want to know what “it” is?

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