Hot cross buns!

posted on 23 Oct 2012 in Signs

Thanks, I’ll stand…

Photo courtesy of Estecho.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.
Japanese says: “We have a smoking section in our restaurant”. 

33 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    This way, it smoked cigarette buttocks more easily.

  2. Jonnytbone | 4:10 am |

    Just another Japanese pickup line.

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    Fireproof pants available at the counter.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    – Smoking or non-smoking, Sir?
    – I prefer casual clothing, thank you.

  5. Algernon | 4:21 am |

    Something about ash and the buttocks I suspect. Just be careful of the animals.

  6. jjhitt | 4:31 am |

    Sign over electric chair.

  7. mickeygreeneyes | 4:34 am |

    I say, have you rung up the fire brigade?

  8. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    There ain’t nothing like really authentic Mexican food.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |

    Smoking seat is just a part of Suck Ho Bldg furniture collection. To make you even hotter, we also prepared the Chesterfield sofa in which it burned for you. Just take care not to abuse the fire extinguisher.

  10. iLock | 5:12 am |

    This seat gets more butts than an ashtray.

  11. iLock | 5:12 am |

    I hope it wasn’t It the clown…

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |

    Somebody’s been sitting in my chair- what an ash hole!

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |

    Fire in the hole!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    I didn’t think anyone smoked Chesterfields these days…..

  15. Frank Burns | 5:49 am |

    Glad the seat smoked it, I hate tobacco. Now if it had some……..

  16. Niko | 5:57 am |

    Thing is… I usually know generally what they are trying to get at. Not here. What is this sign actually trying to say?

  17. coffeebot | 6:44 am |

    Don’t sit down in Hell’s Kitchen

  18. coffeebot | 6:44 am |

    Hey, liar’s pants really do catch fire

  19. Lora | 7:07 am |

    Rump roast!

  20. Sparky | 7:31 am |

    The Lazy Boy smoker.

  21. Crazy M | 7:38 am |

    Set in it while it’s fresh!

  22. J-Luke | 8:34 am |

    Charred for her pleasure…

  23. RJF | 8:40 am |

    Low tar Benches never do it for me.

  24. RJF | 8:43 am |

    Now you know what it is like to be on the hot seat.

  25. demondude777 | 8:59 am |

    That is better than the chair I had to sit in when I went to the strip club. It took me a couple weeks to get rid of that problem….

  26. Biff the Understudy | 9:22 am |

    I’ll stick to the Swedish snus suppositories, thanks.

  27. GwydionM | 10:19 am |

    Can’t give up smoking? Our Intelligent Seat will steal your cigarettes and smoke them itself.

  28. Biff the Understudy | 11:04 am |

    @GwydionM: until the system becomes self-aware and health-conscious.

  29. Susan the First | 12:04 pm |

    Prease to sit light here! No smorking!

  30. Peter Chan | 11:21 am |

    Mind your arse (!!)

  31. Lollerskate | 9:18 pm |

    Pennywise must be through really diffuclt time to be smoking for strangers in a restaurant.

  32. emily | 9:54 pm |

    Please press the fire alarm if your room won’t stop smoking!!!

  33. Nobody | 6:46 pm |

    Are you threatening me?

    Do I want to know what “it” is?

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