Housebroken–Please refrigerate after opening

posted on 22 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

He’s trainable and makes his own gravy.

Photo courtesy of AC.
Spotted at Potala Palace in Tibet. 

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  1. Ducky | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another day, another dog. It doesn’t even have to be a nice dog, just have one.

  2. coffeebot | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because having a cat would be socially unacceptable.

  3. Peter Chan | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry, I’ve already had one ^_^

  4. Lora | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only if it’s on a bun with ketchup and relish.

  5. jjhitt | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Houston, we have a Pomeranian.

  6. jjhitt | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Jack Russell and I approved this message.

  7. Marum | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stuff the dog! Beware of the owner.

  8. Marum | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it would taste superb with a good hearty Shiraz.

  9. J-Luke | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Normally we would offer a seat, but this is more comfortable…

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But do not let it have feces!

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it on the house?

  12. RJF | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks I am on a diet

  13. RJF | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I shall name him, Kosher.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Have a dog
    2. Carefully become energeticeating meet

  15. Someone | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware for the nice day!

  16. DrLex | 3:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not abandon dog, unless you follow the abandonment division of the various place municipality.

  17. Marum | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is loaded and ready to spray.

  18. Oliver Twist | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t have a cow, man !

  19. jjhitt | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are those schnauzers in your trousers or are you just glad to see me?

  20. Sparky | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot?

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, thanks; I just put one out.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a dog before the dog has you!

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You want fleas with that?

  24. mickeygreeneyes | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some pets are wonderful and make great companions. Take my dog. PLEASE!!!!!!

  25. Firstborn | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have a dog, be a pack leader says Cesar Milan

  26. Algernon | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    On toast or a bun

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t want a dog meet.

  28. faulty wiring | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m really not that hungry…do you do cats?

  29. Droll not Troll | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like a chocolate Labrador for dessert.

  30. iLock | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But don’t abandon it.

  31. iLock | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it safe and delicious?

  32. Frank Burns | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember dog spelled backwards………(Hey its Tibet)

  33. iLock | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free Tibet!
    And have a dog on us also…
    We’re so kind.

  34. davonblr | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Take one, pass it along…

  35. Kit Kat | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A hot dog? The furrier (hopefully) non-edible kind can be nice too.

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