It’s just unnatural

posted on 10 Oct 2012 in Signs

They’ll just want more…

Photo courtesy of  Donna Spalding.
Found in Yokosuka, Japan.

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  1. SF | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If they do, please follow a magnum .44 manner. D’you feel lucky, pet?

  2. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Box contains one large cork.

  3. DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh my god, I just had feces myself. I must be infected.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    ”Come on, let them go, Tarzan!”

  5. DrLex | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I once had a rabbit as a pet. It violated this prohibition in a maximum manner by first having feces and then having its own feces.

  6. Tong | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Because their owners are full of it.

  7. Algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Only anally retentive pets here

  8. iLock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I let a pet have a half jar of pises?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just let them watch movie ‘Fece Off’

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This fece is… MINE!!!

  11. jjhitt | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My dog prefers to think of it as “Doing the needful”.

  12. pijo | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, I am yet to complete my maximum manner course, hopefully my pet won’t have feces while I’m at it

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They will know if you violate this order, by your pet’s sh!t-eating grin.

  14. Frank Burns | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION! EXPLODING PETS AHEAD.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I agree with this completely. In fact, I named my dog Sherlock.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    All feces have been passed by the Ministry and are considered too good to be wasted on pets.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pet-exploders? Hmm, I think Wile E. Coyote could use these to catch Road Runner.

  18. Dervrak | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, certain pets like Guinea Pigs and Rabbits must eat their own feces because their digestive tracts produce certain nutrients that they can only obtain by eating their feces.

  19. TheUnknown | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dervrak, my boston terrier eats his own feces..just because he likes it I guess. He also eats cat shit, horse shit and other dogs’ shit

  20. jjhitt | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    These are my feces. There are many others like them, but these are mine. My feces are my life.

  21. Classic Steve | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They have no business doing their business.

  22. KellogGold | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My pet will not be happy about this, he is very anal…

  23. Biff the Understudy | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A pet? Which one?

  24. RJF | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You can have some, but not your pet.

  25. RJF | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign has giant orange explosion for dramatic effect.

  26. Frank Burns | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Krap-Pow!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nuclear instructions inside.

  28. jonnytbone | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I let my dog have feces once. It wasn’t pretty.

  29. Salome | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this an exhortation to use a pooper scooper or an injunction against coprophagia?

  30. timo | 4:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, only feed pet water and hard cheeses.

  31. Droll not Troll | 8:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been so busy keeping my pet away from the feces, I’m really pooped!

  32. Marum | 2:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dervrak. I didn’t need to know that.

  33. Marum | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If your pet craps on the carpet the Nuclear Collar goes crtical, and vapourises the little bugger.

  34. Marum | 2:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I must have got my house-training wrong. Everytime my dog craps on the carpet, he rubs his nose in it, runs round the room yelping, and throws himself out the window.

  35. Long Tom | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WHat’s this, a product to cause extreme constipation?

  36. Biff the Understudy | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can haz feces?

  37. phoenixx | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    we dont need your sh!t we have enough of our own.

  38. SABRINA | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rabbits do that all the time, they gobble their food during the day and they eat their droppings
    during the night to re-proccess the food and absorb
    all nutrients

  39. IvanTheReallyReallyNiceGuy | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is valid advice.

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