I’ve been burned before…

posted on 28 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Nancy Bortz.
Sign found  at a zoo in Chongqing China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not be afraid I’m asleep

  2. DrLex | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In that specific order?

  3. J-Luke | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I had a bad experience with a Yandere before…

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign on a singles bar in Tokyo

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I know it’s Halloween, but don’t go overboard when we’re naked, okay?
    I mean, Purim was bad enough.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ignore the instruments of torture hanging on the bedroom walls, they’re purely decorative.

  7. Pectolatra | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what I said before he showed me his junk. :twisted:

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course I won’t. I’m just not sure about that love thing.

  9. Sparky | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about just a little BOO!

  10. GwydionM | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fifty shades of green green grass

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who are you anyway?!

  12. Biff the Understudy | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They always seem so nice when you first meet them….

  13. Snickers | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Make love, not war

  14. Lora | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When there are large carnivorous animals at the zoo it’s more like the other way around.

  15. Marum | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose bondage is out of the question.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Calm down, I just want to remove horny with a stick.

  17. demondude777 | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Every breath you take
    Every move you make….

  18. Marum | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww! It’s not that big.

  19. Marum | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s such a big gun you have. Is it loaded?

  20. Marum | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @mickeygreeneyes. Not the Persians! ANYTHING but the Persians.

  21. iLock | 8:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come! Go to fantasize
    with me together
    Release all do not
    terrify me fully.

  22. RJF | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am just looking for sex, not marriage.

  23. Frank Burns | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All of Drew Petersons wives said that.

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You hear that, stalkers?

  25. Nice | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wife beaters!

  26. HetaliaFan | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Germany
    Germany
    Germany is a really, really, really nice place….

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