I’ve got no beef with you

posted on 20 Oct 2012 in Signs

I know we just met but I’d like to have you for dinner…

Photo courtesy of Ryan Miyamoto.
Found at grocery store in Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m just sliced up about this

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Yes, I would love to meat her.

  3. J-Luke | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve made a miss steak…

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The butcher keeps the meet under the en counter.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only safe meet sold here, no blade stake.

  6. DrLex | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One does not just eat meet. One energeticeats it.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter! Do you have any vegetarian dishes?
    - I’m sorry, Sir, but we just meet.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No. I want to become energeticdrinking bear.

  9. Droll not Troll | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh meet, my favourite kind!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This happens when yEAST meat weSt

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat, Meet and Rock’n'Roll

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meet, greet, and eat — and the best part is you won’t get pregnant!

  13. Sparky | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s tough to beat this meet.

  14. jjhitt | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Roast, this is Garlic. Galric, this is Roast.

  15. Pectolatra | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice to eat you!

  16. Pectolatra | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meat is safe and delicious… unless you’re cattle.

  17. davonblr | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat me! I’m healthy and delicious.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Japan, the eating meets you.

  19. Me | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey I just meet you,
    And this is crazy,
    But heres my poster,
    So eat me maybe

  20. GwydionM | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eet maw meet

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Wir wollen ein auto mieten.
    - Not necessary – we have all meet here!

  22. Lora | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cooking it first makes it even safer and more delicious.

  23. Czarmangis | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    our meat will not kill you thank you.

  24. Jøsh | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is safe to meat, and delicious.

  25. Marum | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It didn’t appear to be all that safe for the cow.

  26. Marum | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. Wir wollen das fleisch verkaufen.

  27. Marum | 7:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese have made commas redundant. They just do away with the space bar between the words. The grammatical pause comes, when you try to figure out what the next word is.

    ie. Let’s become more energetic (wtf)— eating meat.

  28. coffeebot | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This explains the steak sauce at the Meet-n-Greet

  29. Conventi | 1:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guest: Can I become a beefsteak ?
    Waiter: I hope never Sir.

  30. Peter Chan | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When fresh flesh meets meat

  31. Khroe | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Slogan by George W. Bush.

  32. XVYPCMAL | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would have diet then.

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