Let’s have an Italian

posted on 4 Oct 2012 in Signs

Tastes just like Mama!

Photo courtesy of Jessica Williams.
Found in Japan (at Free Zone of Huis Ten Bosch) 

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  1. Mick | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a large Pasta with Father

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah bambina bellissimo

  3. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Always al dente

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who is this Al Dente guy anyway? I always wondered about that.

  5. mickeygreeneyes | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And Sophia Loren for dessert.

  6. jjhitt | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Al Dente is Auntie Pasta’s dentist.

  7. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There a picture of a sea monster at the bottom of their banner.

  8. SF | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house and ask me to cook people.
    Don Sbarro

  9. pijo | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The interchange of letter ‘l’ and ‘r’ will always characterized Engrish from Japan and China. It seems like they did it on purpose and love it.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meat the foccacias.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The finger food really tastes like finger!

  12. coffeebot | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    vegetarians taste better

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try it with some lice!

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pizza and flesh and blood

  15. Frank Burns | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the “Don” special. Or else.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ll make you an offal you can’t refuse.

  17. Pectolatra | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want my Italian with super mushrooms, please.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our pasta is always flesh because it’s served worm.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nope. I only eat flesh vegetalian food.

  20. Lora | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Mama Mia!”
    “No, actually it’s your cousin Lorenzo.”

  21. jjhitt | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Leave the bun. Take the cannoli.”

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Too greasy. Do you have anything else?
    German? looks a bit tough.
    English? Really pallid color, look like it’s got too much moisture.
    Greek? I’d rather not be picking hair out of my teeth all day.
    Well, I guess French would be alright, but I hear Californian cuisine is very healthy.

  23. GwydionM | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When in Lome, do as the Lomans do

  24. Sparky | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Say hello to my little friend!

  25. Marum | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a Pizza with the workers, thank you.

  26. Peter Chan | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine, as long as the flesh is fresh flesh.

  27. DanT | 1:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I recommend fava beans and a nice Chianti with the flesh Italian

  28. Marum | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt. It is the Rock Ness Monster.

  29. A. Tsang | 4:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Flesh Mafia cooking!

  30. Czarmangis | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been told English is one of the most difficult languages to learn but…..cmon!

  31. Akazuki Shop | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothhing better than flesh pasta!

  32. tadchem | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t order the salami!

  33. Italian Here | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What if you swap As and Os *trollface*

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