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posted on 19 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

A rare inside look.

Photo courtesy of Gary Driggs.
Video from China. 

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  1. krysto4 | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you saying Gulliver is full of s#!t?

  2. Algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Its all a bit anal for mine

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be the version where he fell down in the Lilliputian city and completely rectum.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫♪ DVD killed the VCR star… ♪

  5. coffeebot | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You said you wanted to know where he went when he was small….

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Was his name Lemuel or Lemmiwinks?

  7. DrLex | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Proudly sponsored by Gulliver Endoscopes Inc.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a crappy movie. That’s my gut feeling anyway.

  9. Frank Burns | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gerbils hate this movie.

  10. J-Luke | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Gulliver does look a bit pooped…

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He also suffered from cigarette buttocks.

  12. Sparky | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Rectum? Damn near killed him!

  13. Pectolatra | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, so that’s why he’s looking down! :x

  14. davonblr | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hold on! Looks like we’re headed “Down Under” this time.

  15. Classic Steve | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you read the book, you know that Swift was actually pretty obsessed with this sort of thing.

  16. pijo | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What kind of colon is Techicolon?

  17. faulty wiring | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Episode 1: Gulliver explores Uranus

  18. Pectolatra | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It makes me wonder what those little guys have done to Gulliver while he was tied up…

  19. Biff the Understudy | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The story starts out weak and then really goes down the tube.

  20. jjhitt | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s one of those stories that starts at the ending.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also on BBC (British Broadcasting Colony)

  22. alexmagnus | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gulliver returns to Brobdingnag and finds out the giant inhabitants of the land don’t welcome him. In order to exercise some revenge, he decides to populate the king’s rear end… and finds out it’s populated by people!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Mommy! I see colons!!

  24. Peter Chan | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Again presented by the most bowelful nation in the world

  25. Marum | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does a technicolon produce all the colours of the rainbow?

  26. Brian | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than bluray – movies in suppository form!

  27. RJF | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You should see the slide show of his travels.

  28. GwydionM | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A fate worse than joining the yahoos

  29. Silly Uncle Willy | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    :::::::::::::::::

  30. Mr. Wrong | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t get all hunched up from spelunking in wide-screen colons. But you sure hope the Brobdingnagians haven’t had too much fiber in their diets.

  31. J. Swift | 12:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m looking for my master, Allan Bates. Has anyone seen my Master Bates?

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Technicolons are no big deal, but I’m still trying to figure out the rules for using semitechnicolons.

  33. EffEff | 10:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: No, all the colours of the rectum.

  34. Anu | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now starring Richard Gere!

  35. coffeebot | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m poopin’ rainbows!

  36. Delia | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    GulliVCR and his crappy upgrade to GulliDVD.

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