Please take longer than usual

posted on 16 Oct 2012 in Chinglish

Hope you are delayed!

Photo courtesy of D.C.
Found at Wuhan Airport, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please use our chair and have a massage

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this is where all those Engrish inconveniences come from!

  3. DrLex | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We are replacing escalators and staircases with ladders, and the ceilings are being lowered to just below the average height of a person. Please understand.

  4. mickeygreeneyes | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All 7-11s, Cumberland Farms, WaWAs, and Qwik-ee Marts in China are being dismantled. Sorry! No more convenience!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead, make my inconvenience!

  6. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much better than constriction for the incontinence.

  7. jjhitt | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am the Inconvenience and I approved this message.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The white zone is for inconvenience only. There is no understanding in the red zone.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Construction of the incontinence is in the Piss Room.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t they also apologize for the construction?

  11. Pectolatra | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If only all the construction sites were that honest…

  12. Ben | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brought to you by your local Department of Transportation.

  13. Frank Burns | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Construction for inconvenience sake! I do understand now! That must be the philosophy that our local road construction goes by.

  14. J-Luke | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ikea finally made it’s way into China…

  15. Biff the Understudy | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex: basically we’re building an “inconvenience store”.

  16. Lora | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Making an airport MORE inconvenient. Figures.

  17. GwydionM | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only wimps live a convenient life!

  18. Someone | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re very sorry for the delay – we unfortunately can’t make it last any longer.

  19. Classic Steve | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you, Scott Adams.

  20. Sparky | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please understand the constructruction for the convenience is next door.

  21. Marum | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as it is only a construction, not an erection.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And if you can’t understand, please stand under.

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: If an inconvenient construction lasts more than 4 years, see your town planner.

  24. Peter Chan | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I might be able to understand “instruction for the convenient” but “construction for the inconvenient” puzzles me.

  25. Jøsh | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing this is only at the AIRPORT and not at a place where being on time is important!

  26. Lollerskate | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hipster Airport!

  27. XVYPCMAL | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is sign better than Engrish sign, I understand the inconvenience.

  28. Delia | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fly the unfriendly skies from YOUR inconvenient airport today!

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