The Lord smells him not

posted on 29 Oct 2012 in Clothing

Hallelujah–I smell him!

Photo courtesy of Jessica Manack.
Found at boutique in Osaka, Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Give the boyfriend a bar of soap

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thou shalt not covet thy boyfriend’s odor.

  3. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did someone just change the Matrix?

  4. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Prayer changes things.
    “Things” does not necessarily include dirty underwear.

  5. jjhitt | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wearing this shirt will keep God close to your heart … or cleavage.

  6. SF | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Déjà vu all over again
    http://www.engrish.com/2012/07/i-seem-to-have-lost-his-trail/

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ All things bright and beautiful
    All boyfriends grunt and smell….
    All things male and odourful,
    The Lord God made them all.♫

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I now pronounce you man and whiff.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Voice of God: “JUST PULL HIS FINGER.”

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, Yi-YU invited him to have a feeling bath

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just buy him that sewage kit and he’ll come back

  12. Algernon | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @SF Perhaps we could do this together, simultaneously at the same time.

  13. Jay | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, ya little stinker?

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Even with my eyes closed, I know when he’s three blocks away.

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Manly, yes, but HE’LL like it too.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells like teen spirit.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    11th Commandment: ‘Thou Shalt Not Reek’.

  18. Sparky | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The nose knows!

  19. Droll not Troll | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I was born a pun gent and I haven’t groan out of it.

  20. KellogGold | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And the Lord God created man from the breath of his nostrils….

    God, you may want a holy tic-tac.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    God: ”Frend?! Thou shalt spell English better!”

  22. coffeebot | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …and I asked the Lord, “but where were you when there were only one set of footprints in the sand?”
    He answered me, “under your nose.”

  23. tadchem | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Reek and ye shall find.

  24. Biff the Understudy | 10:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Boyfrend? We don’t need no steeeenking boyfrend!

    (Cheater! That was my caption last time round but hey it got thumbs up so why not?)

  25. GwydionM | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, God old chap, you didn’t go turn him into a pillar of soap?

  26. Marum | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WASH FREE ZONE

  27. Mick | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is there re-posts?

  28. Mick | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    of pictures?

  29. Peter Chan | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um . . . I thought that “r” in “boyfrend” was a typo error.
    Should’ve been an “i” . . .

  30. Jewels | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    God: Just follow your nose.

  31. iLock | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♩ ♪ Where have all the pungent boyfriends gone? ♫

  32. Droll not Troll | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @iLock: ♫ Long time since bathing…♫

  33. Droll not Troll | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @KellogGold: ♫ Halletosis, Halletosis, for our Lord God Almighty reek ♫

  34. emily | 2:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He will literally lead you by your nose.

  35. Jøsh | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that girl stank like the devil!

  36. iLock | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes Lucy this is God…
    Could you be a bit more specific?
    I have Aaron Pungent,
    Alexander Pungent,
    Andre Pungent,
    Alastair Pungent
    Adam Pungent, ooh there’s quite a few of those!
    I might even need a middle name,
    that surname is more common than you might think! Hoh hoh hohh!
    But not as common so much in Heaven, hoh hoh hee hee hohh!

  37. iLock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Halle-Eww!-jah

  38. iLock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of my pungentboyfrends are white.

  39. tom | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i call him stinky

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