This explains the hair in my drink

posted on 27 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

A little off the top, bartender…

Photo courtesy of Nancy Bortz.
 Spa found in China.

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I like it when they massage my cocktail.

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the rub

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  4. coffeebot | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    THIS is why the chicken crossed the road.

  5. Jewels | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s obviously a typo… it’s suposed to be “Beauty Saloon Message”.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Clint Eastwood had a good day.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We prepared the seat in which it depilated for you.

  8. Stopchicks | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sassoon, spitoon, and muscle tune.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waxing, whiskey and woohoo!

  10. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bartender! A Perrier and water, please.

  11. GwydionM | 9:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This bar has a much friendlier sort of bar-girl

  12. Biff the Understudy | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was wearing shampoo goggles.

  13. Classic Steve | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oops, sorry about the Barbicide in your bourbon.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♩ ♪ Where have all the cowboys gone? ♫

  15. RJF | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “They’res only room in this town for one masseuse”

  16. Sparky | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The OK Carol is right next door!

  17. RT | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Barber: “The important question about your hairstyle is this: do you feel lucky, punk?”

  18. Peter Chan | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beauty Saloon Massage . . .
    What’s the massage, um . . . message?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Much better than your typical salon full of cowboys in the middle of a dessert.

  20. Lora | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because even Billy the Kid gets tense muscles after stealing and murdering all day. :-)

  21. Marum | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess it depends on whether you have a beauty or not.

  22. Marum | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The best combination of the Salon nd the Saloon since Scott Joplin.

  23. coffeebot | 2:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Howdy, Pard’ner. I like your hair.

  24. Auntie | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The family barber shop outside my apartment proudly proclaims itself as “Ezaki Hair Saloon”…

  25. tadchem | 6:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The massage is to make you feel better. The beer is to make ME feel better.

  26. iLock | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Photo 1: Our beautiful premises.

    Photo 2: An unconscious patron who had to much to drink and
    twisted her right arm badly in a brawl rests in
    the First Aid / Make-Up room.

  27. aydonis | 7:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Relax and enjoy your massage with our complimentary chew, your own individual spittoon, and bottle of whiskey. Please take all altercations outside, and refrain from harassing the women folk. Ya’ll enjoy your stay now ya hear.

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m here to drink whiskey and take a mud bath… and I’m all out of whiskey.

  29. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Black Bart paid a visit once and tried to do his playing-piano-with-his-gun trick in the shiatsu room, with tragic results.

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