This place has everything!

posted on 15 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Colin Wilson.
Found in Dali, Yunnan, China. 

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  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame is so sexy.

  2. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey! Get the kids out of the garden.

  3. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Open art studio.. Specialist heart sugery centre?

  4. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Surgery damn surgery.

  5. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No son. You can’t watch the birds and the bees in the garden.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmm, flesh cooking AND exposing!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, who’s been fertilising the flowers?

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s just cut right to the last one and start humping away among the gladiolas.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No cigarette buttocks in the garden!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Usually gardening doesn’t give me too much satisfaction, but you never know …

  11. jjhitt | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All of a sudden all those “Let’s treasure the grass” signs make much more sense.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The garden is big enough for for raising wood.

  13. Algernon | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just beware of the dogs in the garden then

  14. DrLex | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That is one damn sexy garden you have there, baby.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Her name is Rose Gardener.

    She must be satisfied.

  16. Bamber | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chatterley Guest House

  17. GwydionM | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hunch-backed prostitutes in our garden

  18. Classic Steve | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if it grows fig leaves.

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If they hadn’t listed The Hump Sexy Garden last the others would never get any business.

  20. jjhitt | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ My lump, my lump, my little compost hump…♫

  21. Pectolatra | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    After all, having sex in a bedroom is anything but charming.

  22. Pectolatra | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re unfamiliar with people watching you while you have sex, you should try the guest house.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom ♫

  24. AyaTrollah | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The new Ordsmobires are in earry this year!

  25. WithoutQuestion | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese stripping mall…Eat, Heat, Meet Village

  26. Peter Chan | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Garden fetish, anybody?

  27. Jøsh | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I would like to book a flight to Dal, Yunnan, China…for one.”

  28. Sparky | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The garden of earthly delights.

  29. G-money | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is my garden, y’all. Humpty Hump’s my name!

  30. Casey | 9:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You have a hump garden but no abortion clinic?

  31. Seadog Driftwood | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Casey: Why do you think they have the giant sundews?

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