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posted on 31 Oct 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Your are not lost

Photo courtesy of Samuel Bar.
Found in China.  

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  1. Peter Chan | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My is there

  2. SF | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    “Their is here” would have been even more confusing.

  3. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are your shaw.

  4. Tong | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Was there a “s” missing in “are”?

  5. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wears here

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They found my 100 square metres? I wondered where I left it.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wherever your go, there your are.

  8. jjhitt | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    See! We DID promise you a rose garden.

  9. jjhitt | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mine am there.

  10. iLock | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All your are belong to us!

  11. iLock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhh a Garden of Engrish.

  12. krysto4 | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No I’m Not – I’m Here…

  13. iLock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Your ess here
    Your tee here
    Your ewe here
    Your vee here
    Your doubleyou here
    Your ex here
    Your why here
    Your zee here

    Now you know your R to Z’s, next time won’t your sing along with me

  14. DrLex | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The sign is incorrect, my is not there.

  15. DrLex | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese reads “watch out for bumping your head”. Most likely the sign writer did not heed his own warning.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I must be very small or just a little bit to the left.

  17. Jewels | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The last Chinese character on the right looks like a figure running away from the rest while being shot at with evil rays.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah right, and my name is Dengerlus

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course I’m here, I’m taking this picture right now.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Rose garden, my are!

  21. Sparky | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No matter where you go, you’re always there.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, now let me introduce myself: I’m Warning.

    You.

  23. iLock | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I were there

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does my are look big here?

  25. iLock | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jewels – Yeah and the third Chinese character looks like
    a Frog-man impatiently waiting for his petrol tank to be refuelled.

  26. Droll not Troll | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …. but only on Talk Like a Pirate Day. :P

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn if Ire ain’t!

  28. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I was wondering where my are was.

  29. Lora | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In the Garden of Engrish, baby
    Don’t your know that I rove you,
    In the Garden of Engrish, honey
    Don’t your know that I’ll alrays be true!

    (I know it’s not the same without those little musical notes)

  30. Frank Burns | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well its about time!

  31. Frank Burns | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let the games begin.

  32. Biff the Understudy | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    4 Chinese characters translate to 3 Engrish words? Sort of a “Lost in Translation” moment. (“More… intenshity”)

  33. demondude777 | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please go back…..

    ……now…..

  34. Someone | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    How do they always know where I am?

  35. Marum | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A rose by any other name would smell as sweat.

  36. coffeebot | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This it not here ~John Rennon

  37. Marum | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @someone. Because your mobile can be tracked.

  38. Droll not Troll | 8:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: You can copy/paste those little musical notes from any dialog box on these pages where you see them. I keep some handy on my notepad. ;)

  39. Marum | 8:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora. Alternatively. Unlock the NUM LOCK key Then ALT SHIFT 270 269 ie ♫♪ Hold the ALT & SHIFT down simultaneously.

  40. Sparky | 9:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read perfectly?

  41. iLock | 9:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: Another option is to google something like,
    ‘Music symbols keyboard’ and they should pop up in a few places
    within the search results :)

  42. XVYPCMAL | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Best engrish ever, your are here (warning)

  43. XVYPCMAL | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign belong to yours, please run into it.

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