$5 first minute, tisues are free

posted on 20 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I left a tip in the back seat

Photo courtesy of Eric Anderson.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Front or back

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanx. Taxi forgetting.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Don’t burn your c0ck on the tailpipe.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Where do you want to get off?
    - But station, please.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Check that back seat for crabs and whore dust.

  6. Mr. Wrong | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China — where the customer is now King.

  7. Sparky | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Viagra included?

  8. Frank Burns | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Relaxitaxi or relaxicab.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Take a cab
    2. Carefully get off the f****** thing

  10. Droll not Troll | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The lady said she wanted to go downtown, so I called the taxi.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A get off to go.

  12. Peter Chan | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For free?

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought the Communists didn’t care about their people’s happiness!

  14. emily | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Passengers are only allowed to get off the taxi?…….. but how do I get off without getting in first?

  15. emily | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hop-off-but-no-hop -on taxi.

  16. jjhitt | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m waiting for the Taxi for Getting Down.

  17. Jellychop | 8:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is truly where the rubber hits the road.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Get in.
    2. Get off.
    3. Get out!

  19. Pectolatra | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, how fast is this taxi? Is it nice and slow or a quickie?

  20. Mark | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where do you catch the ones for getting laid?

  21. Mc-Taz | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get to where you’re going, then go at it with who you’re getting.

  22. Kyle Gladwin | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget your tower!

  23. Airrider | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Where the hell do YOU get off?”
    “Two blocks down, actually.”

  24. iLock | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uploader maeded a Engrish!
    Tisues? You mean tissues?

  25. Kit Kat | 8:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For some, this may be a short ride.

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