Because he can…

posted on 7 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

Just a little off the bottom…

Photo courtesy of Mike D.
 Lint/fuzz ball remover from China.

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For those manzillian moments

  2. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’d like some deodarant.”

    ‘Ball or stick type sir?’

    “No. Just for under the arms.”

  3. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT: Deodourant – em tasol.

  4. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To prevent themgetting caught in the zipper of your wetsuit.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The manufacturers have subjected this trimmer to stringent testes.

  6. GwydionM | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As used by James Bond. (Casino Royale)

  7. krysto4 | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But,,why is it pink?

  8. DrLex | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, you should try this product. It is certain to make you go nuts.

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll take one for my dog. He’ll love it.

  10. Jonnytbone | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is great! Now I won’t be nicking my sack anymore.

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope it’s not as painful as the weed whacker I’ve been using.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For the serious gardeners.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For a safe shortcut.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it vibrate?

  15. jjhitt | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the pink color. Do have one with Hello Kitty on it?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    TR 2800:

    - Shave your Style
    - Extra hairy is removed with a stick and refreshingly
    - No crisply crisply itches – it must be satisfied!

    PS: Please do not use for trimming your hedgehogs, parrots, fishes…

    Our slogan: ‘Love – Violence – Furry!’

  17. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Given the trends in recent years, it was just a matter of time.

  18. Frank Burns | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All right, I was looking to become more aerodynamic.

  19. Jay | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect way to Honoré de Balzac.

  20. Mc-Taz | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Combat global warming by keeping your globes trim.

  21. Chris | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d have to be nuts to buy this.

  22. KellogGold | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not tested on animals – we tried, they got really pissed.

  23. jjhitt | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made by Mohel-O-Matic (K).

  24. Silly Uncle Willy | 10:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear
    Who tried to shave his pubic hair.
    Said the wounded, remorseful bear,
    “Next time I’ll use Bear Hair Nair!”

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I made a mistake and tried to remove our cat’s hairballs with it …

  26. Lora | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like they’re making guy stuff pink for Breast Cancer Month, too. :-)

  27. Sparky | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The shaving is OK, but the after shave burns like a bitch!

  28. RT | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    warning: this product should not be used to perform circumcisions

  29. tom | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WITH NEW IMPROVED SAC-GUARD
    strawberry onry!

  30. DrLex | 2:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet many people don’t have the balls to dare use this product.

  31. EffEff | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

  32. EffEff | 12:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

  33. EffEff | 12:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aarrgh, duplicates!

  34. Peter Chan | 12:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WOW . . . exactly what I’ve been craving for since puberty . . . those annoying ball hair (!!)

  35. tadchem | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Tov” is a Yiddish word. It means “Good”, as in “mazel tov” (“good luck”). I think some of the Israelites who fled the Balylonian invasion went East.

  36. iwik | 3:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Handy to have when you are off to a ball…

  37. craig w. | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ball or aerosol? Neither, it’s for under my arms.

  38. Cindi | 12:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must not be held any other ways than demonstrate in the manual.

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