Because life makes you fat

posted on 15 Nov 2012 in Drinks

Lose weight, then die.

Photo courtesy of Mike S.
Japanese beer. 

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  1. SF | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s how my teenage daughter describes her parents.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Death in a can. Someone was bound to start selling it eventually.

  3. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A drink to die for

  4. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I flat out finishing it

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    60% off what? Your body?

  6. Sparky | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To all that want to end peacefully. Have one on me…..

  7. Jonnytbone | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Try our other great flavor – Getta Life.

  8. SF | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Although to kill germs, sake may be more efficient.

  9. DrLex | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Alcohol 3%. Hydrogen Cyanide 5%.

  10. DrLex | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t get the “60% off”. 60% off zero is still zero.

  11. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “I don’t always drink beer, but actually, I do….”

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This should be placed in the household cleaners section.

  13. jjhitt | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    How many drinks have you had?
    Zero, officer.

  14. jjhitt | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smart, happy and active.
    Add sex and you’ll really have a product that sells.

  15. coffeebot | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now my soul doesn’t have that bloated feeling

  16. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    100% inorganic!

  17. Pectolatra | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So Japan transformed my last job into a beer?

  18. jjhitt | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy, active, smart, drunk… and you call it Zero Life?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    60% Off – let’s become 40% undead!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy three, get Zero Life for free

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drinkin’ to death! *hic*

  22. Classic Steve | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for daylong “World of Warcraft” players.

  23. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    High Life? Zero Life? It’s all beer!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suicide Kitty would absolutely love this.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nicely sums up my most recent experience playing Diablo III.

  26. TheUnknown | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    How is it that it contains 3% alcohol in english, but 4% in japanese?

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Mommy! Are we dead yet?

  28. KellogGold | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A smart life is no life at all.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - I’m an alcoholic, I have zero life and I’m 60% off water!

  30. demondude777 | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you just too cool?
    Did depression completely miss you?
    Need to suck a little and feel like scum?

    Oh, do we have the perfect drink for you……

  31. Frank Burns | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    3% Alcohol? You’ll have zero life ’cause you’ll be in the bathroom peeing more if you’re trying to get drunk on this stuff. (its 4% for Japanese since they have a lower tolerance)

  32. Peter Chan | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Avoid this by all means, folks . . . you need to get a life after drinking it (!!)

  33. davonblr | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Zero Life, …the drink of choice for deadbeats, heroine addicts, and 40-year-old virgins!

  34. tadchem | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, a soft drink for the Zombie demographic!

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s become energeticdrinking dead.

  36. DragonLady | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not for anorexics only!

  37. Someone | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With the tax rates nowadays, zero life is indeed a smart life. But you don’t need to drink this stuff: just seeing the bills is enough.

  38. ccY | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    NASA confirmed that there is zero life found on Orion.

  39. RT | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    this just in, the constellation Orion was known as a nerdy kid in high school, attending the engineering club and playing dungeons and dragons.

  40. pijo | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Honest name to describe the capability of this product

  41. Bones | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s dead, Jim

  42. Somebody | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be Smart, don’t even Start – Zero Life is No life.

  43. Hello! | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for Life drink.

  44. Lucano | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the fat will pass away

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