Lose weight, then die.
Photo courtesy of Mike S.
That’s how my teenage daughter describes her parents.
Death in a can. Someone was bound to start selling it eventually.
A drink to die for
I flat out finishing it
60% off what? Your body?
To all that want to end peacefully. Have one on me…..
Try our other great flavor – Getta Life.
Although to kill germs, sake may be more efficient.
Alcohol 3%. Hydrogen Cyanide 5%.
I don’t get the “60% off”. 60% off zero is still zero.
“I don’t always drink beer, but actually, I do….”
This should be placed in the household cleaners section.
How many drinks have you had?
Smart, happy and active.
Add sex and you’ll really have a product that sells.
Now my soul doesn’t have that bloated feeling
So Japan transformed my last job into a beer?
Happy, active, smart, drunk… and you call it Zero Life?
60% Off – let’s become 40% undead!
Buy three, get Zero Life for free
Drinkin’ to death! *hic*
Perfect for daylong “World of Warcraft” players.
High Life? Zero Life? It’s all beer!
Suicide Kitty would absolutely love this.
Nicely sums up my most recent experience playing Diablo III.
How is it that it contains 3% alcohol in english, but 4% in japanese?
- Mommy! Are we dead yet?
A smart life is no life at all.
- I’m an alcoholic, I have zero life and I’m 60% off water!
Are you just too cool?
Did depression completely miss you?
Need to suck a little and feel like scum?
Oh, do we have the perfect drink for you……
3% Alcohol? You’ll have zero life ’cause you’ll be in the bathroom peeing more if you’re trying to get drunk on this stuff. (its 4% for Japanese since they have a lower tolerance)
Avoid this by all means, folks . . . you need to get a life after drinking it (!!)
Zero Life, …the drink of choice for deadbeats, heroine addicts, and 40-year-old virgins!
Finally, a soft drink for the Zombie demographic!
Let’s become energeticdrinking dead.
Not for anorexics only!
With the tax rates nowadays, zero life is indeed a smart life. But you don’t need to drink this stuff: just seeing the bills is enough.
NASA confirmed that there is zero life found on Orion.
this just in, the constellation Orion was known as a nerdy kid in high school, attending the engineering club and playing dungeons and dragons.
Honest name to describe the capability of this product
It’s dead, Jim
Be Smart, don’t even Start – Zero Life is No life.
So much for Life drink.
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