Comes with whore wheat bread

posted on 19 Nov 2012 in Menus

But a lobster never pays for sex…

Photo courtesy of Lana Immelman.
Menu found in Hat Yai, Thailand.

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  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget about pixie dust. Whore dust is the new fashion.

  2. Tong | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In the competitive Thai sex industry, turn over is high.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And who cooks shrimp cooks shrimp?

  4. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does it meet the troop trains with a mattress strapped to its back.

  5. Algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How does an egg ink

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes – in Japan, the food cooks itself.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Egg ink is the kind used for whiting funny yolks.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Never let a crab do the cooking. They can’t tell a sack of flour from a cremation urn.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The shrimp thing? Crustaceans gonna crustate.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ….. or maybe the cook is a short order cook.

  11. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Meanwhile, the prawns are cooking crack cocaine.

  12. jjhitt | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When a shrimp cooks whore dust, it’s known as “a little bit on the side”.

  13. Pectolatra | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    SpongeBob has a very good reason to never let his boss be in charge of the kitchen.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, it’s “that time of the month” for the chef. You got a problem with that?

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Danny De Vito’s specialty: shrimp Sato vegetables.

  16. mickeygreeneyes | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Special low-price menu for suck hos!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The dust must be purchased on a whoresale.

  18. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your mummy was a whore!

  19. Frank Burns | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Had a dusty old whore give me crabs once, but this is different.

  20. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll Not Troll: don’t you mean runny yolks?

  21. ccY | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Customer: I’d like to have your shrimp cooks shrimp thing and can I have a fork instead of chopsticks?

    Waiter: Very well sir, go fork yourself .

  22. Chris | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @seventy2rd o clock: In Soviet Russia, food cooks you.

  23. emily | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What a whoresome meal !

  24. Sparky | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thailand’s latest solution to the prostituion problem brought to you by the Royal Thai Restaurant.So don’t Bangkok anymore!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard lobster Mayo tidbits burns the plate ”angrily” and ran away

  26. J-Luke | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo dawg, I heard you like shrimp so I got you a shrimp to cook your shrimp…

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I understand: e-ink displays are made of eggs – that’s why they’re so liquid!

  28. Peter Chan | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh . . . forget it.
    This is whorry crab !

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Silly Uncle Willy: In this case I wish I’d made it punny yolks.

  30. pijo | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    twisted meals

  31. iLock | 11:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Another crab cooks whore dust! ♫

  32. hebrusinglish | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    its a shrimp eat shrimp world

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