Donner Party of 6…

posted on 1 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

We’d like to have your family for dinner

Photo courtesy of Ganesh Prasad.

34 captions

  1. Jonnytbone | 4:05 am |

    Another commentary on Clint’s GOP convention monologue.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |

    6 degrees of separation. I actually live in Eastwood and have eaten meat from this very shop. If you look at the picture the orange in the middle tells all what varieties of meats they sell in English and Chinese. The Engrish doesn’t stop with the butchery.

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |

    We’ll have no mincing here.

  4. Tong | 4:10 am |

    Sir, cousin Lam and uncle Mins are on today’s special.

  5. Pectolatra | 4:13 am |

    I’m so hungry I could eat the whole offspring!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |

    Families are so broken and torn nowadays

  7. Coffeebot | 4:27 am |

    Try the finger food

  8. jjhitt | 4:37 am |

    You don’t get to choose your family. Except here.

  9. jjhitt | 4:39 am |

    The Clint Eastwood / Rob Zombie remake of the Brady Bunch was already off to a bad start….

  10. jjhitt | 4:40 am |

    “Uncle Charlie is made of PEOPLE!”

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |

    Meet the Eastwood family. It’s safe and delicious.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |

    – How would you like my mother-in-law, Sir?
    – Peaceful – like chicken feet, please.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |

    Dying family business

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |

    Buy carefully; the sirloin may be a pot roast acting a part.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |

    @Algernon: You shop there? Photos, or it didn’t happen! 😛

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:05 am |

    – An Extra Lung Eastwood Fried Cousin Family Size Butcher, a Noseburger, a Hot Dad with Bloody Kketchup, an eye scream and two Cheesedaughters to go, please.

  17. Sparky | 6:12 am |

    How do you like children?
    Well done?

  18. Chris | 7:04 am |

    I’ll have a handburger.

  19. Chris | 7:05 am |

    Or maybe a hand sandwich.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:09 am |

    He said he’d butcher me some fresh beef, but only talked to an empty stall.

  21. Frank Burns | 7:27 am |

    “Go ahead, make my porkchops.”

  22. Marum | 8:12 am |

    “Children are delightful. Provided they’re properley boiled first.”
    (W.C. Fields)

  23. Marum | 8:13 am |

    Where all the serial killers hang out.

  24. Marum | 8:15 am |

    PROPRIETOR
    Charles Manson..

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:36 am |

    Mr. and Mrs. Eastwood, it’s been so nice to meat you. Please accept my deep fried sympathy for me, you, your tasty chick.. umm, children, and always fresh relatives.

  26. Peter Chan | 11:42 am |

    Oh didn’t you know that we had Clint for dinner last evening?

  27. GwydionM | 12:42 pm |

    The punks felt lucky and for once they were right. Poor Clint.

  28. Biff the Understudy | 2:02 pm |

    Planned Parenthood cast in an unfavorable light in this community.

  29. RT | 2:42 pm |

    -i love chuck norris
    -well, walker texas ranger is a bit cheesy, but it does have its good points
    -no, i mean i like norris, ground chuck

  30. tadchem | 4:44 pm |

    Conveniently located in the Eastwood Shopping Maul in Eastwood, NSW
    http://www.eastwoodcentre.com.au/directory.html

  31. Marum | 7:23 pm |

    Part of the Fook. Yu. restaurant chain.

  32. coffeebot | 11:52 am |

    Hi, I’m Jeffery Dahmer, I’ll be your server…

  33. ccY | 1:49 pm |

    don’t be shy on the baby fat

  34. l2646134 | 5:29 am |

    We serve women and children. We serve just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I’m here to serve you, Little Bill.

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