Donner Party of 6…

posted on 1 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

We’d like to have your family for dinner

Photo courtesy of Ganesh Prasad.

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  1. Jonnytbone | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Another commentary on Clint’s GOP convention monologue.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    6 degrees of separation. I actually live in Eastwood and have eaten meat from this very shop. If you look at the picture the orange in the middle tells all what varieties of meats they sell in English and Chinese. The Engrish doesn’t stop with the butchery.

  3. Algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll have no mincing here.

  4. Tong | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, cousin Lam and uncle Mins are on today’s special.

  5. Pectolatra | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m so hungry I could eat the whole offspring!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Families are so broken and torn nowadays

  7. Coffeebot | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Try the finger food

  8. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t get to choose your family. Except here.

  9. jjhitt | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Clint Eastwood / Rob Zombie remake of the Brady Bunch was already off to a bad start….

  10. jjhitt | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Uncle Charlie is made of PEOPLE!”

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meet the Eastwood family. It’s safe and delicious.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - How would you like my mother-in-law, Sir?
    - Peaceful – like chicken feet, please.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dying family business

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy carefully; the sirloin may be a pot roast acting a part.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon: You shop there? Photos, or it didn’t happen! :P

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - An Extra Lung Eastwood Fried Cousin Family Size Butcher, a Noseburger, a Hot Dad with Bloody Kketchup, an eye scream and two Cheesedaughters to go, please.

  17. Sparky | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you like children?
    Well done?

  18. Chris | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have a handburger.

  19. Chris | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Or maybe a hand sandwich.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He said he’d butcher me some fresh beef, but only talked to an empty stall.

  21. Frank Burns | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Go ahead, make my porkchops.”

  22. Marum | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Children are delightful. Provided they’re properley boiled first.”
    (W.C. Fields)

  23. Marum | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where all the serial killers hang out.

  24. Marum | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PROPRIETOR
    Charles Manson..

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr. and Mrs. Eastwood, it’s been so nice to meat you. Please accept my deep fried sympathy for me, you, your tasty chick.. umm, children, and always fresh relatives.

  26. Peter Chan | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh didn’t you know that we had Clint for dinner last evening?

  27. GwydionM | 12:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The punks felt lucky and for once they were right. Poor Clint.

  28. Biff the Understudy | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Planned Parenthood cast in an unfavorable light in this community.

  29. RT | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    -i love chuck norris
    -well, walker texas ranger is a bit cheesy, but it does have its good points
    -no, i mean i like norris, ground chuck

  30. tadchem | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Conveniently located in the Eastwood Shopping Maul in Eastwood, NSW
    http://www.eastwoodcentre.com.au/directory.html

  31. Marum | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of the Fook. Yu. restaurant chain.

  32. coffeebot | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, I’m Jeffery Dahmer, I’ll be your server…

  33. ccY | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t be shy on the baby fat

  34. l2646134 | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We serve women and children. We serve just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I’m here to serve you, Little Bill.

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