Engrish Communion

posted on 30 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    He had a good Taste

  2. Algernon | 4:15 am |

    In the shoes of a fisherman

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Indeed, Jesus was the pasta of his flock.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    The only kind of spaghetti to serve with Jesus is angel hair.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |

    The Last Supper.

    Cooked by Leonardo da Vinci.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    Italian Flesh Food at its best

  7. Mick | 4:32 am |

    Where can i find God and Meatballs?

  8. GwydionM | 4:36 am |

    Why should transubstantiation stop with bread and wine?

  9. Pectolatra | 4:45 am |

    I see communion wafers finally got an upgrade.

  10. J-Luke | 5:04 am |

    We were out of bread, so we got the real thing for you this time…

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:27 am |

    This is my body of spaghetti. Take it and eat it.

  12. jjhitt | 5:27 am |

    Yeah, but is it Kosher?

  13. jjhitt | 5:30 am |

    No wine. Just two large glasses of water, please.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:54 am |

    Eating spaghetti can be a messy business. Looks like it just got a whole lot messiah.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:59 am |

    Created by Saint Cheff Boy-ar-dee.

  17. jjhitt | 6:00 am |

    Pasta? I and I thot’ you say Rasta, mon.

  18. eegah | 6:05 am |

    Pastafarians and Christians: together at last!

  19. coffeebot | 6:13 am |

    Meh, I’ll take the Vegetable Buddha plate.

  20. Chuck | 6:34 am |

    Loaves, fishes and a bottom-less salad bowl.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:45 am |

    With seafood you get the son of Cod.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:56 am |

    I never thought I’ll meat Him

  23. Big Fat Cat | 7:14 am |

    With a bottle of red wine, “What A Friend We Have In Jesus”

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:29 am |

    – Waiter! I ordered Capellini, not some guy’s beard…!

  25. Jay | 7:32 am |

    Served with Cheeses of Nazareth.

  26. Sparky | 7:58 am |

    This was the real menu at the Last Supper and was a killer dish!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:25 am |

    @ Jay: Nazarella, perhaps?

  28. Peter | 10:03 am |

    What . . . Rossini without William Tell ??
    JEEZ !

  29. Biff the Understudy | 10:18 am |

    And we use the Shroud of Turin as a tablecloth.

  30. Classic Steve | 10:37 am |

    No matter how big your party is, one order will be enough.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:07 am |

    – Jesus Crisp, please.
    – Thy will be done, Sir.

  32. Biff the Understudy | 11:36 am |

    “The Lord is my Dinner, I shall not want….”

  33. JonnyTBone | 12:16 pm |

    He made us fishers of men… and linguini.

  34. Someone | 12:45 pm |

    Jesus died for our sins. And gluttony is one of them.

  35. RT | 4:31 pm |

    well, the Bible does say “Man shall not live on bread alone”

  36. RT | 4:34 pm |

    “take and eat. this is my body, broken for you and dressed with four different types of cheeses in a succulent marinara sauce.”

  37. Droll not Troll | 12:19 am |

    @Peter: Just the other day I saw someone order Canelones a la Rossini. It was the Lone Ranger!

  38. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:53 am |

    Their steaks taste like they were brought back from the dead, but Sirloin On The Mount does have a nice pasta selection.

  39. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:31 am |

    Ultimately they went out of business; after the third course everyone’s dinner would rise again.

  40. iLock | 5:32 am |

    Would you like salvation with that?

  41. iLock | 5:34 am |

    Jesus died for our sins and also our menu.

  42. iLock | 8:55 pm |

    Now you can REALLY feast on the flesh and blood of Christ!

  43. Melina Muttis | 9:43 pm |

    This is from Argentina,my country =DD

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