I totally forgot about the evil Stocks…

posted on 14 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Anthony Vazquez.
Bootleg DVD from China. 

35 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    Have his dinner and go to bed.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Sheet relies on a person’s power? That could cause unexpected electric stocks in bed! I’ll stick with the hot water bottle.

  3. pijo | 4:16 am |

    the United States of America captain is my favorite hero

  4. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    Say “Snakes on a Plane” one more time!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    People who sell bootleg DVDs make me fairuious!

  6. SF | 4:30 am |

    My name is Stocks. James Stocks.

  7. PeeBee | 4:34 am |

    How exactly was the commander taken by surprise?

  8. Terri | 4:39 am |

    Which one is Emma Peel?

  9. Katalin | 5:00 am |

    I knew it! Stock markets are the real evil in this world! 😀

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |

    Stocks?! Now we have concrete evidence that Wall Street is our nemesis.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |

    This DVD cover is not what we used to familiar appearance.

  12. DrLex | 5:28 am |

    Nick fairui realizes he must…… never buy Chinese bootleg DVDs with Engrish summaries written on the back.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |

    Coming Through A Wall Street Near You!

  14. Stopchicks | 5:46 am |

    Evil Stocks from the planet Nasdaq! Person’s power is unable to save the world! Holy Sheet!

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:47 am |

    Sheet relies on a person’s power not to WET the Frickin’ BED! Got that,
    Hulk?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |

    Let’s just get this straight: Captain (a.k.a. upper heroes), sucks.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |

    – Cap’n, cap’n! Wake up!
    – Get out, don’t you see I’m sheetin’?

  18. Sparky | 6:50 am |

    What about the evil One-Eyed Snake?

  19. JohnZ | 6:54 am |

    I guess after the Framstorners we are gonna see action figures of the United States of America Captain and Nick Fairui. And this time they will be fully licensed.

  20. Frank Burns | 7:31 am |

    Must what? Must what?!

  21. DECMATH | 8:10 am |

    Sounds good.

  22. Lora | 8:33 am |

    The United States OF America Captain may be a mouthful, but at least China knows America is a continent and not a country.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 9:35 am |

    The Global Safety Shield Board: a top secret arm of the DoD.

  24. Firstborn | 9:43 am |

    The One-eyed man, Nick Fairui turns out to be the X-man Cyclops in disguise.

  25. demondude777 | 9:47 am |

    So we only have to capitalize Thor right? That should save on the production costs!!

  26. Neverhood | 12:38 pm |

    Did you notice Scarletr Johansson starring? And I love Anthonylane-Newyorker.

  27. Someone | 12:39 pm |

    The Hulk: “I, the person with the biggest power, have to take a sheet!”
    The United States of America captain: “Oooh myyy”
    Everyone else looks away in disgust

  28. tadchem | 1:10 pm |

    Who IS the mysterious “no a*s uper hero”?

  29. DragonLady | 4:28 pm |

    Wake up! Anthony Lane, New Yorker, proclaimed greatest superhero of all time and champion of the 1%!!!!! Eat your heart out, OWS.

  30. DragonLady | 4:30 pm |

    Nick fairui reallizes he must capitalize his last to fit into American society & avoid detection.

  31. Droll not Troll | 8:52 pm |

    @ tadchem: His super power is the ability to say “What a so tasty!” without looking stupid. 😉

  32. Dervrak | 1:11 pm |

    When I was a teenager the “one eyed man” always got me in trouble too…

  33. fathoming | 8:30 pm |

    I can’t believe the sheet was unable to save the world.

  34. k | 7:43 pm |

    This crappy grammar is not what I used to familiar appearance.

  35. Heh... | 12:58 am |

    Captain America in frozen a few years later, buy bootleg.

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