I totally forgot about the evil Stocks…

posted on 14 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Anthony Vazquez.
Bootleg DVD from China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Have his dinner and go to bed.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet relies on a person’s power? That could cause unexpected electric stocks in bed! I’ll stick with the hot water bottle.

  3. pijo | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    the United States of America captain is my favorite hero

  4. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Say “Snakes on a Plane” one more time!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    People who sell bootleg DVDs make me fairuious!

  6. SF | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My name is Stocks. James Stocks.

  7. PeeBee | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How exactly was the commander taken by surprise?

  8. Terri | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Which one is Emma Peel?

  9. Katalin | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew it! Stock markets are the real evil in this world! :D

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stocks?! Now we have concrete evidence that Wall Street is our nemesis.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This DVD cover is not what we used to familiar appearance.

  12. DrLex | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nick fairui realizes he must…… never buy Chinese bootleg DVDs with Engrish summaries written on the back.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming Through A Wall Street Near You!

  14. Stopchicks | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Evil Stocks from the planet Nasdaq! Person’s power is unable to save the world! Holy Sheet!

  15. mickeygreeneyes | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheet relies on a person’s power not to WET the Frickin’ BED! Got that,
    Hulk?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s just get this straight: Captain (a.k.a. upper heroes), sucks.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Cap’n, cap’n! Wake up!
    - Get out, don’t you see I’m sheetin’?

  18. Sparky | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What about the evil One-Eyed Snake?

  19. JohnZ | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess after the Framstorners we are gonna see action figures of the United States of America Captain and Nick Fairui. And this time they will be fully licensed.

  20. Frank Burns | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must what? Must what?!

  21. DECMATH | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds good.

  22. Lora | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The United States OF America Captain may be a mouthful, but at least China knows America is a continent and not a country.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Global Safety Shield Board: a top secret arm of the DoD.

  24. Firstborn | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The One-eyed man, Nick Fairui turns out to be the X-man Cyclops in disguise.

  25. demondude777 | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So we only have to capitalize Thor right? That should save on the production costs!!

  26. Neverhood | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you notice Scarletr Johansson starring? And I love Anthonylane-Newyorker.

  27. Someone | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Hulk: “I, the person with the biggest power, have to take a sheet!”
    The United States of America captain: “Oooh myyy”
    Everyone else looks away in disgust

  28. tadchem | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who IS the mysterious “no a*s uper hero”?

  29. DragonLady | 4:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wake up! Anthony Lane, New Yorker, proclaimed greatest superhero of all time and champion of the 1%!!!!! Eat your heart out, OWS.

  30. DragonLady | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nick fairui reallizes he must capitalize his last to fit into American society & avoid detection.

  31. Droll not Troll | 8:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ tadchem: His super power is the ability to say “What a so tasty!” without looking stupid. ;)

  32. Dervrak | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I was a teenager the “one eyed man” always got me in trouble too…

  33. fathoming | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe the sheet was unable to save the world.

  34. k | 7:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This crappy grammar is not what I used to familiar appearance.

  35. Heh... | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Captain America in frozen a few years later, buy bootleg.

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