In Soviet Russia…

posted on 4 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of  Михаил Исмаилов.
Menu found in Russia.

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  1. Tong | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 4  

    Let me tell you bro, that dude there is a cool ass, man, you know what I am saying?

  2. Algernon | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 46  Subtract rating 6  

    Brings a new meaning to cream pie

  3. J-Luke | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 68  Subtract rating 0  

    Sir, that is not the menu; it is the penalty list for not paying…

  4. krysto4 | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 5  

    Ve haf a new torture – zi Ice Cream Enema – vill make you scream…

  5. J-Luke | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t mind if this is how a cute waitress will be serving the dessert.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s just what I need after sitting in the seat that was smoking for me.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 35  Subtract rating 1  

    Without the crushed nuts, please.

  8. DrLex | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    First we had cigarette buttocks, now this.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    I scream in the ass and fart in my mouth.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s why it looks and tastes like sh*t.

  11. GwydionM | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    The Cold War has started again, but with new tactics learned from the West.

  12. GwydionM | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Ice Cream in the ass – also known as Moonraker

  13. d17nk | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Hm…chocolate flavor please

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    - Mommy, I’m scared. It’s too dark in here!

  15. DrLex | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 1  

    One question: is it with or without the cone?

  16. Firstborn | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    The Russians are into deep space exploration.

  17. Droll not Troll | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope you’re not lactose incontinent.

  18. Sparky | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    That has to be a Rocky Road!

  19. InspectHerGadget | 8:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 15  

    I always knew Russians were “asslickers”!!

  20. Jay | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    It should stay frozen if you put it where the sun don’t shine.

  21. Peter Chan | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Waiter, how much is Cream Soda from the dick?

  22. ccY | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    In Paris ,Brando would have used butter instead.

  23. Marum | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Beats snowballs.

  24. Mick | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    For all of you asses out there :)

  25. Lora | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ice cream enemas in Russia? This reminds me of an Italian suppository pastry known as Innuendo. :-)

  26. RT | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    so this is how soviet russia does happy endings…

  27. KellogGold | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Chocolate Syrup? Yes I’m sure we can find something like that around….

  28. mickeygreeneyes | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    And where else would you want it?

  29. Bill Sornson | 9:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    It ain’t exactly Engrish, butt funny nonetheless.

  30. Big Fat Cat | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Ice Cream – Stalin Style!

  31. A Non-Y Mouse | 10:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it coffee ice cream?

  32. Droll not Troll | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Looking at this the other way around, I just imagined a butt-shaped, soft-serve chocolate ice cream dispenser………..
    …….and now I wish I hadn’t!

  33. RJF | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    those are NOT chocolate chips in your ice cream.

  34. RJF | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    I foresee 2 women with one cup to share this desert.

  35. XVYPCMAL | 2:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshly picked from the ass, it is still hot, ice cream.

  36. Rick Garrett | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy a meal and get relief for your hemorrhoids.

  37. Crazy M | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure this is really ice-cream???

  38. pk | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Eat it like a man!

  39. Biff the Understudy | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God we have the 8th Amendment.

  40. coffeebot | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 3  

    2 slavs 1 cup

  41. DECMATH | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    I got nothing, but have heard, from travelers who learned firsthand, that Russian ice cream is the best on the planet! Thanks for the memories, Mikhail Ismailov.

  42. Conventi | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, Ice Cream eats you !

  43. DECMATH | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    … tossed salad is served for dessert!

  44. mahamadkamal | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I think we’d better order the small size!

  45. Atli | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream… on the (w)hole.

  46. EffEff | 12:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Better than corn.

  47. iwik | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Automatically chocolate coated…

  48. iwik | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Central cooling not central heating…

  49. iwik | 3:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Beats a rotating pineapple…

  50. Richard | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Brain freeze, nothin’! Ain’t no pain like an ass freeze!

  51. Stuart | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Was it strawberry or chocolate?

  52. zortharg | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I scream. You scream.

    And now we know why. Mystery solved.

  53. Russian dude | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    “Мороженое в ассортименте” means “Big range/assortment of ice cream” in Russian. But that seller was too lazy to learning English.

  54. Bottom Feeder | 3:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    In capitalist America, you have coning. In Soviet Russia, they serve ice cream up your ass.

  55. Julie | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Eeeeewwwwwww……

  56. Uselesscause | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just Chillin’

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