My favorite slogan

posted on 2 Nov 2012 in Clothing

Ironically, it’s a really clean t-shirt

Photo courtesy of Katie Kingston.
Spotted in Toronto’s Little Korea. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No it’s a t-shirt

  2. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Could it be oil

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No lubrication required, then.

  4. Jonnytbone | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of the new Secretions fashion collection.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Advertising a Korean version of Grease, the musical?

  6. JohnZ | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Next one, ‘A white sticky stuff’.

  7. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s amazing!

    If only all stains spelled out what they were like that!

  8. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oily Couture

  9. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This laundry is ISO9001 certified.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oily to bed
    Oily to rise

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you can remove that oily substance . . .
    But very slowly to a saxophone solo.

  12. SF | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♩ ♪ Oily You … ♫

  13. jjhitt | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An oily substance that spreads easily.

  14. jjhitt | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Popeye’s girl friend, and mother of their lovechild, Legume.

  15. jjhitt | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the oily substance in the container of interwoven material
    or else it gets the long flexible tube again.

  16. Pectolatra | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh… do you use it… to cook? :oops:

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If she turns around, we’ll all sebum.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells like white spirit.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s looking for aN “oily bo-hunk”. (16 Candles)

  20. Sparky | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok-KY.

  21. iLock | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Get Oily! Don’t clean

  22. iLock | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oooh I love Taboo™
    Fish?
    Grease?
    Is it a trick question? Is it Oil!?

  23. iLock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She must be one of those Lebel Gleasers.

  24. Classic Steve | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone needs to switch detergent brands.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BP sold these souvenir shirts about a year and a half ago.

  26. demondude777 | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, miss…I think I will take the massage with happy ending!

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How appropriate, the ads on the side of the page are for Tide detergent.

  28. coffeebot | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Like I always said, “the squeaky t-shirt gets the oily substance”

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a female oily thing

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi God ♥ ♥ ♥

    Where is

    an oily

    my girlfriend

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s the oily girl I ever loved!

  32. Marum | 12:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Certified to the SAE 30 standard.

  33. GwydionM | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least it doesn’t say “Condensed Milk”. (The supposed meaning in Chinese of a t-shirt one lady wore.)

  34. Frank Burns | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The oily bird gets the worm.Heh, heh.

  35. Peter Chan | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Refers to the guy wearing it . . .

  36. Nonsuch Ned | 3:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m on Team Viscous Matter

  37. DragonLady | 4:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gilbert & Sullivan à la carte.

  38. Marum | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Q, What part of Popeye the Sailor-man never gets rusty?

    A. The part he puts in Olive Oil.

  39. tadchem | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The model is named Sally Dressing.

  40. Frank Burns | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can you believe she got mad when I threw a bucket of Speedy Dry on her?

  41. Marum | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Garlic Salami perhaps?

  42. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    She was in the army, but got an oily discharge.

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