Pursuing tastiness since 2002

posted on 13 Nov 2012 in Containers

Ew, what a so smell?

Photo courtesy of Leon Arnold.
French fry container found at fast food place in Furano, Japan. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I was able to purchase today for a bargain because they were planning to replace it with tomorrow.

  2. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Despite seven years of pursuing tastiness, Mizuno Sangyo never managed to make an English-speaking tourist say “what a so tasty!!” The closest he got was “how tasty” but that does not sound good. Thinking he must be doing something wrong with either the ingredients or cooking methods, he kept on pursuing tastiness in all kinds of ways.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What a so cool story, Bro.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a pile of cheesy words.

  5. alexmagnus | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all food is created equal, that it is endowed by its creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Bread, Meat and the pursuit of Tastiness.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds good; tastes even worse.

  7. pijo | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a so tasty!!!

  8. Algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll bite what was

  9. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Silence of the French Fries

  10. jjhitt | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying Tasty; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last smile at thee.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These fries sound so good you’ll keep on listening to them until your ears get fat.

  12. Jonnytbone | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is no way you’re getting me to say “What a so tasty!”.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What a so stupid!

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The relentless pursuit of so tasty.

  15. SF | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Personally, I think that “what a so tasty” sounds good.

  16. SF | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to make your customer say “What a so tasty”.

    Doesn’t look impossible in Japan.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Tasting, tasting…!”

  18. coffeebot | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Tastiness!

  19. Sparky | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BEWARE! It always sounds good!

  20. Pectolatra | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When we finally reach tastiness, we’ll change the name of our place for “Tastes Good”. Until then, you’d better put the french fries in your ears.

  21. Frank Burns | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You no aska “what a so tasy” ifa you know whatsa good for you.

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastiness is tired of being pursued and has applied for a restraining order.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Listen! And understand. That Terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with; it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you say what a so tasty!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - How would you like your chicken, Sir?
    - Medium-loud – around 45 dB, with compressed mid-range and no noising, please.
    - Anything else, Sir? Justin Bieber sounds very good today!
    - No, thank you. Just add that fat chick and a good stereo image to go.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems legit.

  26. Chris | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unrelenting tastiness.

  27. demondude777 | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our tastiness will never stop, it will never sleep. It will continue to haunt you forever…..

  28. Lora | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you very much for purchasing Today. Please keep in mind that satisfaction for Today is not 100% guaranteed and that there are no exchanges or refunds for our product. Today cannot be covered by any insurance for life, health, accidents, or acts of dog. (Simpsons reference) We are not responsible for Today ruined by bad weather, unruly children, lazy spouses, bad-tempered bosses, or unexpected visits by in-laws. Side effects may include poorly spoken English and the inserting of food products into one’s ears.

  29. Peter Chan | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What a so Nasty Engrish (!!)

  30. Bob T | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “What a so tasty” beats “what a tasty assho.”

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What the tasty is that?!

  32. RT | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    -no matter what i do, i can’t get our customers to say “what a so tasty” after eating our fries
    -you might want to try serving them with a dipping sauce made from alcohol and paint thinner

  33. nkj | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i got dibs on tomorrow

  34. tom | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the 3 w’s of tastiness
    what a so tasty
    where a so tasty
    and who a so tasty

  35. Boris_amj | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What is ironic is that they managed to write “customers’ smile” right.

    Half my English friends would struggle with the apostrophe.

    The other half would just not write it at all …

  36. DragonLady | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mission Impossiible.

  37. Trekkie313 | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brad Pitt wants to know what ‘sounds good’… “Whats in the box, what is it!? Whats in the box?!?

  38. brian | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “What a so tasty”? That’s what she said! Amiright!? Amiright!? Hiyo!

  39. Flurng | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pursuing still tastiness! ( Though never may find. )

  40. Machine | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did we mention it’s tasty

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