Pursuing tastiness since 2002

posted on 13 Nov 2012 in Containers

Ew, what a so smell?

Photo courtesy of Leon Arnold.
French fry container found at fast food place in Furano, Japan. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |

    I was able to purchase today for a bargain because they were planning to replace it with tomorrow.

  2. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    Despite seven years of pursuing tastiness, Mizuno Sangyo never managed to make an English-speaking tourist say “what a so tasty!!” The closest he got was “how tasty” but that does not sound good. Thinking he must be doing something wrong with either the ingredients or cooking methods, he kept on pursuing tastiness in all kinds of ways.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    What a so cool story, Bro.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Sounds like a pile of cheesy words.

  5. alexmagnus | 4:20 am |

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all food is created equal, that it is endowed by its creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Bread, Meat and the pursuit of Tastiness.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Sounds good; tastes even worse.

  7. pijo | 4:27 am |

    What a so tasty!!!

  8. Algernon | 4:28 am |

    I’ll bite what was

  9. jjhitt | 4:30 am |

    The Silence of the French Fries

  10. jjhitt | 4:37 am |

    Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying Tasty; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last smile at thee.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    These fries sound so good you’ll keep on listening to them until your ears get fat.

  12. Jonnytbone | 5:10 am |

    There is no way you’re getting me to say “What a so tasty!”.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:26 am |

    What a so stupid!

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 5:27 am |

    The relentless pursuit of so tasty.

  15. SF | 5:39 am |

    Personally, I think that “what a so tasty” sounds good.

  16. SF | 5:44 am |

    Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to make your customer say “What a so tasty”.

    Doesn’t look impossible in Japan.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:44 am |

    ”Tasting, tasting…!”

  18. coffeebot | 6:06 am |

    Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Tastiness!

  19. Sparky | 6:26 am |

    BEWARE! It always sounds good!

  20. Pectolatra | 6:28 am |

    When we finally reach tastiness, we’ll change the name of our place for “Tastes Good”. Until then, you’d better put the french fries in your ears.

  21. Frank Burns | 6:35 am |

    You no aska “what a so tasy” ifa you know whatsa good for you.

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:06 am |

    Tastiness is tired of being pursued and has applied for a restraining order.

  23. Biff the Understudy | 7:47 am |

    “Listen! And understand. That Terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with; it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you say what a so tasty!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:02 am |

    – How would you like your chicken, Sir?
    – Medium-loud – around 45 dB, with compressed mid-range and no noising, please.
    – Anything else, Sir? Justin Bieber sounds very good today!
    – No, thank you. Just add that fat chick and a good stereo image to go.

  25. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:10 am |

    Seems legit.

  26. Chris | 8:15 am |

    Unrelenting tastiness.

  27. demondude777 | 9:46 am |

    Our tastiness will never stop, it will never sleep. It will continue to haunt you forever…..

  28. Lora | 10:07 am |

    Thank you very much for purchasing Today. Please keep in mind that satisfaction for Today is not 100% guaranteed and that there are no exchanges or refunds for our product. Today cannot be covered by any insurance for life, health, accidents, or acts of dog. (Simpsons reference) We are not responsible for Today ruined by bad weather, unruly children, lazy spouses, bad-tempered bosses, or unexpected visits by in-laws. Side effects may include poorly spoken English and the inserting of food products into one’s ears.

  29. Peter Chan | 10:51 am |

    What a so Nasty Engrish (!!)

  30. Bob T | 12:22 pm |

    “What a so tasty” beats “what a tasty assho.”

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 pm |

    What the tasty is that?!

  32. RT | 3:40 pm |

    -no matter what i do, i can’t get our customers to say “what a so tasty” after eating our fries
    -you might want to try serving them with a dipping sauce made from alcohol and paint thinner

  33. nkj | 4:07 am |

    i got dibs on tomorrow

  34. tom | 7:22 am |

    the 3 w’s of tastiness
    what a so tasty
    where a so tasty
    and who a so tasty

  35. Boris_amj | 9:50 am |

    What is ironic is that they managed to write “customers’ smile” right.

    Half my English friends would struggle with the apostrophe.

    The other half would just not write it at all …

  36. DragonLady | 4:37 pm |

    Mission Impossiible.

  37. Trekkie313 | 8:59 am |

    Brad Pitt wants to know what ‘sounds good’… “Whats in the box, what is it!? Whats in the box?!?

  38. brian | 2:52 pm |

    “What a so tasty”? That’s what she said! Amiright!? Amiright!? Hiyo!

  39. Flurng | 6:08 am |

    Pursuing still tastiness! ( Though never may find. )

  40. Machine | 10:34 am |

    Did we mention it’s tasty

  41. Sean | 4:58 am |

    It’s heartwarming that they care so much that you find their food what a so tasty, they’ll willingly work themselves to the point of total collapse. You won’t find that kind of dedication to what a so tastyness in North American fast-food places…

    Seriously, though, I love that zany earnestness and promise of customer satisfaction and utter bliss found on, or in, Japanese products and services. They promise with the most sacred of sacred oaths that you’ll walk away completely ecstatic, in a world of brighter colors and smiling faces and dancing pandas, even if they have to break out the tantos all ’round to do it.

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