That’s what they told me to write!

posted on 23 Nov 2012 in Transportation


Photo courtesy of RC.
Found in Oman. 

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  1. DrLex | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption in English

  2. DrLex | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 4  

    Why not just have someone walk around with a sign “gas truck filled with diesel”?

  3. Tong | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Thank goodness, I only speak Engrish!

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 48  Subtract rating 0  

    No problem, I usually smoke in French.

  5. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be something you feed a cat. diesel in aspic

  6. JohnZ | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    CAPTION IS MADE AT HERE! (PLEASE LEAVE A CAPTION FOR THE ENGRISH PHOTO; ALL VULGAR ENTRIES, SPAM, ETC. WILL BE DELETED. LET’S BE CREATIVE!) in engrish.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please nosmoking carefully

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re welcome! We hope you spell Arbic!

  9. Pectolatra | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It reminds me of one of the closing scenes of Tiny Toon Adventures.
    Buster: “Say goodbye, Babs.”
    Babs: “Goodbye Babs.”

    Yeah I know, I’m revealing my age.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pectolatra: I think they stole that idea from George Burns and gracie Allen.
    Oh, gods! How old am I?

  11. krysto4 | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    So THAT’S how you haul 36,000 its!

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Radio blooper from long ago on a local disc jockey show in late December: “It’s 8 a.m., 28 degrees and cloudy. On Christmas, say Merry Christmas. On New Year’s, say Happy New Year.”

  13. jjhitt | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    KERBOOM! in Arabic.

  14. jjhitt | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Horizontal Red Stripe in Arabic

  15. jjhitt | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    My car gets 30 miles per It.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the truck hauling 36,000 Shes?

  17. Frank Burns | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I transrate to engrish, no transrate arablic!”

  18. Sparky | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    ممنوع التدخين

    Ok, next request?

  19. Chris | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Pectrolata + Droll Not Troll: Don’t forget Rowan and Martin…

    “Say goodnight, Dick.”
    “Goodnight Dick.”

  20. pijo | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I told you 36,000 lts in Arabic too!

  21. RickD | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Arbic is the language spoken at Arby’s, right?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody expects Arabic Nosmoking

  23. Thunderbolt294 | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ARABIC in Arbic.

  24. Auntie | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So, what’s it say on the other side of the truck? Is that where the Arabic is?

  25. ccY | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nosmoking in pubic area

  26. ccY | 3:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    lts lts lts lts lts….5 down, 35995 to go, lts lts lts ……hold it, Its time to pray!

  27. Airrider | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I smoke in cuneiform, so this doesn’t affect me so badly…

  28. Classic Steve | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice to know Cake Wrecks isn’t the only place for “Literal LOLs.”

  29. George | 9:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic Arabic

  30. Droll not Troll | 10:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Diesel fuel in arbiculated vehicle.

  31. JM | 10:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Instead of Arabic, they got Arial.

  32. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chris: That’s what she said! :P

  33. Peter | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So where on earth is Arbia?

  34. ccY | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Labia Minor I guess.

  35. KBurchfiel | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What, my cigarette? No it’s fine, I’m smoking in English!

  36. mnky42 | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Arbic is the official language of Arby’s restaurants.

  37. Biff the Understudy | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Arbic mach frei.

  38. EffEff | 12:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    old joke about birthday cake message
    “You’re not getting older at the top, you’re getting better at the bottom!”

  39. tadchem | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I am reminded of a British blackface comic, H. Vernon Watson, who performed in the music halls under the name of “Nosmo King.”

  40. Stephen | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Chris – before Rowan and Martin, and long before Tiny Toons, there was George Burns and Gracie Allen, “Say goodnight, Gracie”. “Goodnight Gracie”. Both Laugh-In and Tiny Toons were referring to this classic tag line.

  41. iwik | 3:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I light a match in English then?

  42. IForgotWhatNameIUsedToUseHere | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I am not in the office right now. Please email any work to be translated.

  43. Doctor Q | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Das cool, I smoke English!

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