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Found in Shanghai, China.
We wish you a pleasant suffering from third-degree burn wounds and also sore legs from taking the stairs. Have a nice day.
Is that like having a chest cold
To avoid contracting inflammation of the Otis, please use the stairs.
Have A Nice Day
Unfortunately, it’s only suffering a heart attack and jumping through the window.
WARNING: Please do NOT use the fire extinguisher – it might accidentally save your life
Or you could fall down an empty elevator shaft. That would be nice.
We are talking to you, DSK. The elevator is not the place where to extinguish your fire.
This is probably the place with the hand grenade extinguishers.
No smoking in the elevator, and no bursting into flame there, either!
Don’t you agree it’s better to be barbecued than miss your daily workout?
It’s also hoped being on the topper floors, so you’ll suffer longer from a fire.
Some days we all have our ups and downs.
It is also hoped catching Ebola and a grand piano fallling on head when exiting building.
As a courtesy to our other guests, we request that guests who are on fire use the stairs.
Stumbling upon ‘Emergency Trap’?
Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter the elevator.
Seems like they’ve had too many rowdy customers…
Makes me glad I don’t have a fear of heights!
The Japanese translation is also off: “We wish you will meet a fire and not use the elevator” (the kanji for 遭う is wrong).
- Mommy, I want to be a Barbie Cue!
If you’re in the shaft, you’ll get the shaft.
Everybody wants to be flamous. But that’s strictly fire extinguisher irony.
What they are really saying; “Go to hell and use the stairs.”
Please also observing burn victims from it’s first floor.
It’s hoped proofreading English and not using Engrish
Pain, suffering, fire I feel. Something terrible has happened.
Thanks Please enjoying your fiery death.
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