They really have it in for me…

posted on 12 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Euforie.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

28 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    We wish you a pleasant suffering from third-degree burn wounds and also sore legs from taking the stairs. Have a nice day.

  2. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that like having a chest cold

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To avoid contracting inflammation of the Otis, please use the stairs.

  4. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No Exit.
    Have A Nice Day

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unfortunately, it’s only suffering a heart attack and jumping through the window.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Please do NOT use the fire extinguisher – it might accidentally save your life

  7. jjhitt | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or you could fall down an empty elevator shaft. That would be nice.

  8. SF | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are talking to you, DSK. The elevator is not the place where to extinguish your fire.

  9. jjhitt | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is probably the place with the hand grenade extinguishers.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No smoking in the elevator, and no bursting into flame there, either!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you agree it’s better to be barbecued than miss your daily workout?

  12. Pectolatra | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s also hoped being on the topper floors, so you’ll suffer longer from a fire.

  13. Sparky | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Some days we all have our ups and downs.

  14. DrLex | 8:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is also hoped catching Ebola and a grand piano fallling on head when exiting building.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As a courtesy to our other guests, we request that guests who are on fire use the stairs.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Stumbling upon ‘Emergency Trap’?

  17. Biff the Understudy | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Before me things create were none, save things
    Eternal, and eternal I endure.
    All hope abandon ye who enter the elevator.

  18. J-Luke | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like they’ve had too many rowdy customers…

  19. Someone | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes me glad I don’t have a fear of heights!

  20. Skeptic | 10:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Japanese translation is also off: “We wish you will meet a fire and not use the elevator” (the kanji for 遭う is wrong).

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Mommy, I want to be a Barbie Cue!

  22. Anu | 11:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re in the shaft, you’ll get the shaft.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everybody wants to be flamous. But that’s strictly fire extinguisher irony.

  24. Frank Burns | 12:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What they are really saying; “Go to hell and use the stairs.”

  25. Kyle Gladwin | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please also observing burn victims from it’s first floor.

  26. KBurchfiel | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s hoped proofreading English and not using Engrish

  27. Yoda | 8:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pain, suffering, fire I feel. Something terrible has happened.

  28. Heh... | 1:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks Please enjoying your fiery death.

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