This explains the brown algae

posted on 16 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Snacks

Tastier than Thai shrimp incontinence…

Photo courtesy of Mike S.
Breaded and deep fried hot dog found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure the one on the right could be anything

  2. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be the sauce

  3. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth in advertising.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks worm.

  5. DrLex | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra servings of salmonella available on request.

  6. Jonnytbone | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I bet it still hurts coming out.

  7. Tong | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It sure looks like the fish had a loose bowel. Maybe the Mexican cartels were using them to transfer drugs.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I detected a slight bowel movement

  9. Algernon | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sure they aren’t bearded clams

  10. Pectolatra | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In all fairness, I don’t think my bowel would handle this well.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologize for the intestines

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, s–t!

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I’ll buy a bowel, Pat!

  14. Frank Burns | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Even Andrew Zimmern wouldn’t eat that.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Salvage from the Gulf of Mexico after the BP oil spills.

  16. Sparky | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Loose bowel is the worst. Hard to drive.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bowel became so loose it actually spilled all over hot dogs!

  18. jjhitt | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What part of “Don’t drink the water” did you not understand, fish?

  19. davonblr | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s more of a warning than a description.

  20. jjhitt | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Paula Deen was here.

  21. jjhitt | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry about your bowels, the heart attach will get you before you ever make it to the bathroom.

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is #2 on my list of exotic dishes to avoid.

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tomorrow’s special will be crap cakes.

  24. Pectolatra | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mexico, the fabulous land of hot dog fish and unpredictable digestion.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    John Crapenter: The Thing

  26. Droll not Troll | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I heard a rumour about a big phenolphthalein spill off the Mexican coast.

  27. SF | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    China for Montezuma

  28. Chris | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So, eat WHAT and die?

  29. Crazy M | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For the first time, I don’t think this is engrish…

  30. KellogGold | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Finally, someone tells us what is in a hot dog

  31. demondude777 | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, but someone needs to shave my hot dog first…..

  32. Biff the Understudy | 10:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: I didn’t really understand your comment but I up-thumbed it because we need to see the word “phenolphthalein” used more often ;-)

  33. Classic Steve | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew that Mexico City tap water could do that to you, but apparently even the fish haven’t built up a resistance.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I loose Mexican fish and the Mexican fish loose bowel.

  35. RT | 3:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    farm-raised with a special diet of plankton and laxatives

  36. Mr. Wrong | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have that with a bottle of dysentery. Put them in a dirty bag, please.

  37. Mr. Wrong | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for when the in-laws pop in.

  38. Droll not Troll | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Biff: I wondered how many people would get the ref or look on Wikipedia. Phenolphthalein has many industrial uses and it’s also a laxative. I remembered a story from high school about a kid who put some in a fish tank. I don’t endorse that kind of behaviour!

  39. Droll not Troll | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @demondude777: Is that a euphemism? :P

  40. pijo | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No part of that hot dog has anything to do with “Mexican”, “fish” or “loose bowel”

  41. Peter Chan | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lo and behold . . . look how cuttlefish becomes Mexican fish (!!)

  42. Bystander | 7:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn! I was sure the foreign tourists would eat these up — but they haven’t bought even one. Wonder if the price is too high…

  43. Mr. Spiffy | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This gives a whole new meaning to the poo-poo platter!

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