Try our Happy Beginning

posted on 24 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Heidi Kay Carson.
Found in Koh Samui, Thailand. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well at least its not fecal

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Penicure? Oh, now I know what kind of place this is! :twisted:

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they’re hoping to get a photo of their sign posted on Facailblog.

  4. Tong | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh yeah, I have a bit dead skin there, could you remove it for me?

  5. pijo | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    which part of my body is facail?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    - I want my Peni waxed for 400 Bollars, please.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Waxing full leg, half leg, middle leg.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Facail Massage – not so naughty bit
    Penicure – very naughty bit
    Penilifting – ask our assistant, Suck Ho

  9. Frank Burns | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Could you straighten this out for me?

  10. Pectolatra | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait, that’s not nail polish!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ms Facail is not available at the very moment because she’s with a penicure customer. Can you wait … say…10 minutes?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m thinking about my fur leg getting waxed!

  13. Chuck | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the penicure is something you’ll be looking for a few days after your facail.

  14. Lora | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At last, a spa for pens! My ballpoint pen hasn’t been well lately and is in need of a pen-i-cure!

  15. Peter | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Epic Fail up there . . . but sounds like fun down there ^_^

  16. Classic Steve | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a sex change operation?

  17. Classic Steve | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Take an A and the C out of “Facail” and you have it right.

  18. Mr. Wrong | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pamper your tired aching What?

  19. Mr. Wrong | 4:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pamper your tired aching What?

  20. Jewels | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least it’s not a fatal massage.

  21. Salome | 11:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only in Thailand.

  22. Salome | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’d get a bit nervous at the sight of the file.

  23. Salome | 11:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just scraping off some dry skin . . .

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The lost tribe of Israel has been found in Thailand!

  25. Salome | 1:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll just take a little off the length.

  26. iLock | 6:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The new way to say circumcision.

  27. Long Tom | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s where Lorena Bobbitt is nowadays!

  28. Lynda Finn | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Penicure, is that a half Brazilian?

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