We have family-oriented toilets

posted on 18 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Obstacle toilet for constipation only…

Photo courtesy of Mike Q and Joanne Y.
Found in Taipei, Taiwan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    All I want to do is pee

  2. Tong | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, is there a normal toilet? No, sir, we are very caring for people in need, not normal people.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s handy! They have a toilet where you can dispose of bodies.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the toilet starts telling you stories about the good old days, you know it’s a Senior-age Toilet.

  5. jjhitt | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dr. Freud to Admitting! Stat!
    Dr. Freud to Admitting! Stat!

  6. jjhitt | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be this tall —— to ride this toilet.

  7. jjhitt | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Psychology Obstacle Toilet: somewhere in between the dream analysis and crawling under barbed wire you’ll realize you don’t have to go that bad.

  8. jjhitt | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Senior Age Toilet : That’s some real old sh!t.

  9. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    People In Wheelchairs Who Have Won An Oscar Toilet.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Please choose wisely

  11. Chris | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks-now I don’t have to go.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Regular toilets for Ladies and Gentlemen are prohibited.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe I’m wrong, but I would say this is a hospital.

  14. Mark | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a new Japanese game show

  15. Droll not Troll | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    First icon- When you flush, the water always goes clockwise.

  16. Airrider | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Psychology obstacle toilet…oh, we’re at Aperture Science!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Toilet & Sons, Inc.

  18. Pectolatra | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Challenge of the day: use the obstacle toilet.

  19. Chuck | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see that they recycle, too !

  20. Someone | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes me miss the days you only had to pay 10 cents to use the toilet…

  21. Sparky | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is that man watching me in my wheelchair. Now I can’t go!

  22. Peter Chan | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And didn’t you hear about the “Disabled Toilet” ?

  23. DrLex | 11:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: senior age toilet has osteoporosis and may break under your weight.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Hello, could you please tell me where can I find the toilet?
    - It depends – do you have a heart attack, a stroke, or a fatal disease; any missing body parts; are you invalid or otherwise disabled; are you an infant or feel like one; are you very old and senile; are you a parent; or, are you just plain nuts or perhaps one of those corn freaks? Oh and in case you qualify, a large cemetery is on the back yard. They also take intensive care of their customers, and there’s a special saving opportunity this week – for each new customer you bring, you got one funeral – for free!

  25. Auntie | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is it that the signs for the W.C. are rife with Engrish? I mean, were all these signs made in the pre-Google age? Just a question with no answer. Bring on the Obstacle Toilets!

  26. Lora | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    By the time you are finished trying to figure out this sign, you will have gone in your pants… that would definitely be a body/psychology obstacle.

  27. mickeygreeneyes | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have a toilet for unborn babies still in utero like me?

  28. Droll not Troll | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pectolatra: LOL! If it involves crawling through a pool of “muddy” water, count me out!

  29. Lollerskate | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A loyal knights toilet too!

  30. Droll not Troll | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When Piss Rooms go PC.

  31. tadchem | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Examine our serection in the showroom!

  32. Biff the Understudy | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Inconvenience store and obstacle toilet next left.

  33. pijo | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    multi-purpose toilet

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