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posted on 27 Nov 2012 in Toiletries

Don’t tense up on the toothpaste…

Photo courtesy of Hannes Diener.
Found in Tokyo hotel. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing compares to a good Knock Ball.

  2. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maximum speed: four TPM (teeth per minute).

  3. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This won’t hurt a bit

  4. DrLex | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a little known fact that brushing one’s teeth is one of the most stressful actions in the average person’s life.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just get a good rest every thirty minutes or so

  6. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did you know that you cannot pee straight whilst brushing your teeth?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear Guest,

    As you can see, there’s nothing left inside of the package except of a bit of air. The tooth brush has been used, so you can finally relax.

    Hotel Management

  8. DrLex | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Please relax slowly. Relaxing quickly is prohibited.

  9. jjhitt | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you knock ball while brushing your teeth, you are doing too many things at once.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Curse you, instructions! While I was relaxing, the tooth brush escaped!

  11. jjhitt | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “There is no spoon.”
    “The cake is a lie.”
    And now someone stole the damn toothbrush.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you become a nervous wreck while using this toothbrush, the bellboy will knock your balls, so slowly, take a deep breath and relax.

  13. mickeygreeneyes | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Slowly, please relax, and use this toothbrush to manipulate your prostate.

  14. Droll not Troll | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If tooth brush is missing, please relax your teeth until a replacement is provided.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sleep or R.I.P.?

  16. pijo | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this toothbrush talk too much

  17. Big Fat Cat | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Please don’t use the toothbrush in the wrong mouth.

  18. Classic Steve | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Brush too vigorously and you’ll look rabid.

  19. Lora | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stimpy: Now slow down and relax, Commander…
    Ren: *grabs toothbrush* One step closer and I’ll use this, man!!!

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Coming soon to a hotel room near you

  21. Peter | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It should’ve read . . .

    TOOTH BLUSH
    Thank you fol use. Srowry, prease rerax.

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This isn’t a toothbrush, its an individually wrapped disposable plastic knife. This won’t clean my teeth at all!

  23. pikapal | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess this isn’t a Sonicare toothbrush!

  24. RT | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    don’t worry baby, i’ll be gentle. but you might climax before i finish cleaning your molars

  25. Sparky | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Use all have a good day.

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