What happens in Disneyland, stays in Disneyland

posted on 26 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

Minnie and I are in an open relationship…

Photo courtesy of Noran Fikri.
Notebook found in Cairo, Egypt. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 48  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: For very young gays only.

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    Ohh sweetie I never thought you’d ask.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 33  Subtract rating 2  

    Some of my bestfreiends are Homo Se… umm, Sapiens

  4. Pectolatra | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 55  Subtract rating 0  

    Donald, you’d better wear pants from now on…

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi, Mickey! Have you met Lemmiwinks?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 4  

    Show us your mouse hole!

  7. SF | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 2  

    Didn’t know that Minnie was a cross-dresser.

  8. Tong | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, that’s why there was never a sex scene between Mickey and Mini.

  9. Tong | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that where the expression “F… a duck” coming from?

  10. JohnZ | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    His close friends call him Dickey House. But only in Disgayland.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    and I thought Egypt bans gay activities.

  12. jjhitt | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I always knew he was f’*ing goofy.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Egyptian Mickey is only like this when Minnie gets her pyramid.

  14. J-Luke | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    I always thought that those black parts were some sort of latex suit…

  15. DrLex | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    You must be this tall to ride mickey. —

  16. Jonnytbone | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    It’s about time.

  17. Mr. Wrong | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go! It’s a trap!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    When a mouse comes out of the closet it’s time for a serious house cleaning!

  19. mickeygreeneyes | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Straight kids need not apply.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered why Mickey had nephews instead of his own kids.

  21. Crazy M | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it does say that Mickey has friends everywhere. Including San Francisco.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    - Hello, Kitty!
    - Hello, Mickey! *drools*

  23. Biff the Understudy | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Gives Mickey Mouse Club new meaning….

  24. Peter | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry the Minnie, I really love the Maxi ^_^

  25. engrishwebmaster | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Caught feeling Goofy…

  26. Sparky | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t everyone play with their Mickey?

  27. RT | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    when you wanted to ride the “splash mountain” i had no idea you meant something else!

  28. iLock | 5:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Mickey needs to put on his protective gear first.
    http://www.engrish.com/2011/08/oh-mickey/

  29. iLock | 2:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This might explain it, Mickey is Bisexual, or Minnie in disguise…
    I’m confused.

    Caution: Adult Engrish below:
    http://adult.engrish.com/2004/06/09/oh-mickey-please/

  30. Marum | 2:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    By the size of his package, there is not much to play with.

  31. Marum | 2:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫”O Mickey, You’re so icky,
    Ticky tacky too♪

  32. Long Tom | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    So it wasn’t just Rock Hudson who had a secret gay life…

  33. Long Tom | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    So it wasn’t just Rock Hudson who had a secret gay life!

  34. Doctor Q | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    He would be dangerous if he found out what Internet was.

  35. Michel | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mickel Jackson Seal Of Aproval.

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