Worst thing since caffeine addicts

posted on 8 Nov 2012 in Menus

Nothing better after a night on speed…

Photo courtesy of Courtney and Oren.
Found at a hotel in Tokyo, Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They come with beards

  2. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When ordering this, the waiter will play “Freak on a leash” from Korn on the audio system.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A corn freak is a member of a field regiment and holds the rank of kernel.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if they also serve Porn Flakes, as an alternative?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of corn freaks; any one of them may be a cereal killer.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - A menu to drink, please.

  7. Pectolatra | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’ve had enough of corny menus, this one will freak you out.

  8. Pectolatra | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Something takes a part of me… ¥400 to be exact.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What is so special with “American Coffee”? Is this the American who ate the Corn Freaks?

  10. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Corn Freaks : An important part of an unbalanced breakfast.

  11. SF | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Monsanto was there.

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, but I’d appreciate it if you’d stop insulting us Iowans!

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Better a Corn Freak than a Schizophrenic Meet.

  14. Sparky | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Corn freaks, lend me an ear.

  15. Frank Burns | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aw shucks.

  16. Classic Steve | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They like to stick the ears in their own ears.

  17. Classic Steve | 8:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “I AM CORNHOLIO!”

  18. Lora | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    400 Yen?! They should only be a buck-an-ear!

  19. A Non-Y Mouse | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes the corn muffins come out disturbingly misshapen.

  20. Chris | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gettin’ my freak on!

  21. Biff the Understudy | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    a.k.a. Children of the Corn

  22. RT | 3:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪♫ teenage mutant ninja kernels… ♪♫

  23. Marum | 3:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made by Kernel Sanders.

  24. Marum | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm. I should have said Kernal Sandals.

  25. Peter Chan | 1:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The price tags seem freaking even more people out than the corn

  26. tadchem | 2:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Personarry I rike waffres or glanora.

  27. YJ | 11:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be Korn fed.

  28. RLS0812 | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be a fancy place to eat.
    $4 USD for a slice of toast, and $10.25 USD for a cup of coffee !

  29. zerima | 12:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. By all means how many kinds of Corn Freaks you have and are they made with subject matter??
    A. Recipe in Book of Swill

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