Worst thing since caffeine addicts

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   Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   They come with beards

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   DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   When ordering this, the waiter will play “Freak on a leash” from Korn on the audio system.

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   Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   A corn freak is a member of a field regiment and holds the rank of kernel.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I wonder if they also serve Porn Flakes, as an alternative?

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   Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Beware of corn freaks; any one of them may be a cereal killer.

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   Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   - A menu to drink, please.

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   Pectolatra | 4:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   If you’ve had enough of corny menus, this one will freak you out.

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   Pectolatra | 4:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Something takes a part of me… ¥400 to be exact.

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   Big Fat Cat | 5:13 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   What is so special with “American Coffee”? Is this the American who ate the Corn Freaks?

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    jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Corn Freaks : An important part of an unbalanced breakfast.

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    SF | 5:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Monsanto was there.

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    mickeygreeneyes | 5:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Excuse me, but I’d appreciate it if you’d stop insulting us Iowans!

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    Seventy2rd o clock | 6:28 am |  Vote: 0   1  

    Better a Corn Freak than a Schizophrenic Meet.

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    Sparky | 6:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Corn freaks, lend me an ear.

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    Frank Burns | 7:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Aw shucks.

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    Classic Steve | 8:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    They like to stick the ears in their own ears.

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    Classic Steve | 8:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “I AM CORNHOLIO!”

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    Lora | 8:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    400 Yen?! They should only be a buck-an-ear!

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    A Non-Y Mouse | 9:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sometimes the corn muffins come out disturbingly misshapen.

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    Chris | 10:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Gettin’ my freak on!

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    Biff the Understudy | 11:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    a.k.a. Children of the Corn

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    RT | 3:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    ♪♫ teenage mutant ninja kernels… ♪♫

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    Marum | 3:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Made by Kernel Sanders.

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    Marum | 6:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hmmm. I should have said Kernal Sandals.

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    Peter Chan | 1:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The price tags seem freaking even more people out than the corn

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    tadchem | 2:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Personarry I rike waffres or glanora.

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    YJ | 11:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Must be Korn fed.

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    RLS0812 | 12:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This must be a fancy place to eat.
    $4 USD for a slice of toast, and $10.25 USD for a cup of coffee !

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