A More Perfect Union Jack

posted on 12 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

God Save the President!

Photo courtesy of AJ
Shirt from China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    County perhaps

  2. Mick | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    All praise King Obama!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    United States of Angria!

  4. Algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Typographic mistake

  5. Tong | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    All our products are genuine, from pre 1776 independence. Including its original plastic bags.

  6. JohnZ | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No problem there, United States of Anglicanism.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Pop, Corn and Fish’n'chips

  8. SF | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ulster, Scotland and Angleterre. They forgot Wales.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Dairy Queen Elizabeth would love this.

  10. Pectolatra | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So where do you want to go today: the Statue Of Liberty or the Big Ben?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the state of the Union, Jack?

  12. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    All your colony are belong to us.

  13. jjhitt | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Princess Betty Lou, Duchess of West Virginia and I approved this here message, ya’ll.

  14. DrLex | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    - Master Zhang, we have run out of stars for our shirt imprints.
    - Then be inventive and make something with stripes only!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s an indication of how much the shirt will shrink.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Close enough. It’s one of those countries in the northern hemisphere with a red-white-and-blue flag.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    God Shave the Queen

  18. Sparky | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wishful thinking for thinking for those who yearn to be free.
    Happy Holidays!

  19. Frank Burns | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “I say, our royal plans to take back the colonies have been leaked out old boy.”

  20. Chuck | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The next rack has shirts with Canadian flags, and the lettering,
    U.S. eh.

  21. Lora | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chuck: I’m Canadian and I’d like to put that on a t-shirt. :-)

  22. Ben | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After this last election, it should be a hammer and sickle.

  23. Chris | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ben sounds a little bitter.

  24. Mc-Taz | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    China continues playing the “What if…” game with history.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    My favorite television show is Downtown Abbey.

  26. Marum | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫God save our precious Queens♫

  27. Mark | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our greatest conquest

  28. Peter | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    At least the colours are the same – red, blue and white.

  29. Jellychop | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A British flag labeled “USA” on a shirt from China: I always thought we’d been gypped out of Hong Kong!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - 50% U.S.Ambiguous / 50% U.K.determined
    - Watch flag and letters separately
    - Wear inside-out
    - Do not wash

  31. Isabella | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep Calm and Carry a Gun.

  32. ribbonleaf | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 8  

    To be honest I wish the USA had stayed a British domain, and had only accepted educated immigrants instead of the many uneducated ones. Our country is in the toilet because neither our society nor our government takes education seriously. Looking back at history, it was religious fanatics who kicked the British out of our land. Most of the great intellectuals of early America were executed by religious mobs during the revolution. Their ideas were censored, leading to primitive, backwards peoples like the Amish gaining the upper hand. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, etc are all seen as heroes today but in reality they were just rich slave traders.

  33. Droll not Troll | 9:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Engrish.com moderator: Does ribbonleaf’s rant come under the heading of “etc.”
    Please? :roll:

  34. RJF | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And will you look at that top notch embroidered quality…

  35. Droll not Troll | 3:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Biff: A show about a girl called Abbey who likes to go d….
    nevermind. :P

  36. Ben | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, I’m pleased that my last comment got almost equal likes and dislikes. That means that EVERYBODY loves to read Engrish!

  37. GwydionM | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come back George 3rd, all is forgiven!

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    - Welcome to… umm, here!

  39. Chuck | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: Me too.

  40. Grifter | 3:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well you know, red… white… blue, what makes the difference what they’re shaped like?

    United Sovereignty of Abritimerica here we come!

  41. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 7:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    First BP buys out Amoco. Then BBC America comes on cable. Then we start seeing roundabouts and buildings called “centres” (over here it’s “center“). Next you’ll see the ACL (American Cricket League) angling for coverage on ESPN, and Wimpy’s chains serving beans and toast with tea. The British reconquista is progressing nicely.

  42. ann | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Take that, Betsy Ross…

  43. Mark | 8:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We dare you to wear this on the Fourth of July.

  44. l2646134 | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    God save the Burger King!

  45. Thunderbolt294 | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Patriotism!

  46. Sklub | 2:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unnecesarry. System. of Aristocracy.?

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