A More Perfect Union Jack

posted on 12 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

God Save the President!

Photo courtesy of AJ
Shirt from China. 

46 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:04 am |

    County perhaps

  2. Mick | 4:05 am |

    All praise King Obama!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    United States of Angria!

  4. Algernon | 4:05 am |

    Typographic mistake

  5. Tong | 4:13 am |

    All our products are genuine, from pre 1776 independence. Including its original plastic bags.

  6. JohnZ | 4:20 am |

    No problem there, United States of Anglicanism.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |

    Pop, Corn and Fish’n’chips

  8. SF | 4:32 am |

    Ulster, Scotland and Angleterre. They forgot Wales.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:36 am |

    Dairy Queen Elizabeth would love this.

  10. Pectolatra | 4:41 am |

    So where do you want to go today: the Statue Of Liberty or the Big Ben?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    What’s the state of the Union, Jack?

  12. jjhitt | 5:28 am |

    All your colony are belong to us.

  13. jjhitt | 5:34 am |

    I’m Princess Betty Lou, Duchess of West Virginia and I approved this here message, ya’ll.

  14. DrLex | 5:51 am |

    – Master Zhang, we have run out of stars for our shirt imprints.
    – Then be inventive and make something with stripes only!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:51 am |

    That’s an indication of how much the shirt will shrink.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:55 am |

    Close enough. It’s one of those countries in the northern hemisphere with a red-white-and-blue flag.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:15 am |

    God Shave the Queen

  18. Sparky | 6:21 am |

    Wishful thinking for thinking for those who yearn to be free.
    Happy Holidays!

  19. Frank Burns | 6:27 am |

    “I say, our royal plans to take back the colonies have been leaked out old boy.”

  20. Chuck | 6:30 am |

    The next rack has shirts with Canadian flags, and the lettering,
    U.S. eh.

  21. Lora | 7:52 am |

    Chuck: I’m Canadian and I’d like to put that on a t-shirt. :-)

  22. Ben | 8:05 am |

    After this last election, it should be a hammer and sickle.

  23. Chris | 8:33 am |

    Ben sounds a little bitter.

  24. Mc-Taz | 10:01 am |

    China continues playing the “What if…” game with history.

  25. Biff the Understudy | 10:04 am |

    My favorite television show is Downtown Abbey.

  26. Marum | 10:18 am |

    ♫God save our precious Queens♫

  27. Mark | 10:51 am |

    Our greatest conquest

  28. Peter | 10:55 am |

    At least the colours are the same – red, blue and white.

  29. Jellychop | 11:38 am |

    A British flag labeled “USA” on a shirt from China: I always thought we’d been gypped out of Hong Kong!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:58 am |

    – 50% U.S.Ambiguous / 50% U.K.determined
    – Watch flag and letters separately
    – Wear inside-out
    – Do not wash

  31. Isabella | 1:31 pm |

    Keep Calm and Carry a Gun.

  32. ribbonleaf | 3:26 pm |

    To be honest I wish the USA had stayed a British domain, and had only accepted educated immigrants instead of the many uneducated ones. Our country is in the toilet because neither our society nor our government takes education seriously. Looking back at history, it was religious fanatics who kicked the British out of our land. Most of the great intellectuals of early America were executed by religious mobs during the revolution. Their ideas were censored, leading to primitive, backwards peoples like the Amish gaining the upper hand. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, etc are all seen as heroes today but in reality they were just rich slave traders.

  33. Droll not Troll | 9:05 pm |

    @ Engrish.com moderator: Does ribbonleaf’s rant come under the heading of “etc.”
    Please? :roll:

  34. RJF | 2:15 am |

    And will you look at that top notch embroidered quality…

  35. Droll not Troll | 3:29 am |

    @Biff: A show about a girl called Abbey who likes to go d….
    nevermind. 😛

  36. Ben | 7:56 am |

    Actually, I’m pleased that my last comment got almost equal likes and dislikes. That means that EVERYBODY loves to read Engrish!

  37. GwydionM | 11:19 am |

    Come back George 3rd, all is forgiven!

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:41 pm |

    – Welcome to… umm, here!

  39. Chuck | 10:11 pm |

    @Lora: Me too.

  40. Grifter | 3:36 pm |

    Well you know, red… white… blue, what makes the difference what they’re shaped like?

    United Sovereignty of Abritimerica here we come!

  41. First BP buys out Amoco. Then BBC America comes on cable. Then we start seeing roundabouts and buildings called “centres” (over here it’s “center“). Next you’ll see the ACL (American Cricket League) angling for coverage on ESPN, and Wimpy’s chains serving beans and toast with tea. The British reconquista is progressing nicely.

  42. ann | 3:44 pm |

    Take that, Betsy Ross…

  43. Mark | 8:32 pm |

    We dare you to wear this on the Fourth of July.

  44. l2646134 | 4:47 am |

    God save the Burger King!

  45. Thunderbolt294 | 5:49 pm |

    Let’s Patriotism!

  46. Sklub | 2:11 am |

    Unnecesarry. System. of Aristocracy.?

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