A skoosh more room for your cartoon parts

posted on 31 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Brought to you by the makers of Ugly Girl makeup

Photo courtesy of Brodie Lambert.
Underwear found in Xi’an, China. 

34 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Happy New Underwear!

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    Underwear that have it all.

  3. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    Sexy well supersize me.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    Let’s become energetic ROFLMAO-ing around

  5. SF | 4:30 am |

    Do I read “nutty” at the bottom right? Does it mean that it may contain nuts?

  6. jjhitt | 5:06 am |

    I’m not fat, I’m just drawn this way.

  7. jjhitt | 5:09 am |

    “Captain, the karaoke readings are off the scale…”

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:11 am |

    Er….. Familiar Guy?

  9. Pectolatra | 5:21 am |

    A comfortable family guy underwear.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 5:25 am |

    Perfect for all of us comfortable, sexy, nutty, self-confident fat guys when we do karaoke! Should be a big seller!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:26 am |

    Lois! What did ya do with my unduhweah?

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |

    The packet contains only underwear. Comfortable fat guy sold separately.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    Is that self-confidence in your underwear or are you just happy to see me?

  14. RJF | 5:49 am |

    comfortable copyright infringement underwear.

  15. RJF | 5:50 am |

    Person holding the package might need a manicure.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:38 am |

    Plenty of room for Peter.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:43 am |

    Nice job on the nail polish there Brodie. You been digging in the gravel pit with your bare hands?

  18. Pectolatra | 7:01 am |

    Self-confidence and energy karaoke in an underwear?
    It makes me wonder what song the costumer will try to sing.

  19. Sparky | 8:17 am |

    6XL? Holy crap buddy, make your New Year’s resolution to trim down to 5XL.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:56 am |

    EXPREMAY CAUTION

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    – don’t enjoy everything else or enjoy it can many friends, housewife, easy woman

    If there’s the thing left behind of this blacksheep, it enjoys immediately find you. It is like that.

    I hate you all! No, not hate. I Like! Every the child people, lady and gentlemens, you good Gay . Engrish has me become enjoy it every time very well. How much smile!
    Thumb oops!

    Goodnight Madam, Sir, Child people.
    Let’s Merry New Wear!

    Seventy2st o clock
    (2rd, I mean).

    PS: Sorry I can’ t speak Engrish very wells.

  21. Lora | 9:03 am |

    Wow, it’s kind of like Homer Simpson in the Mr. Sparkle episode, “Wh-what am I doing on a Japanese box?”

  22. GwydionM | 9:41 am |

    You too can have a body like this!

  23. Keep in mind that 6XL over there is about XL in the West.

  24. Droll not Troll | 9:41 pm |

    @Frank Burns: Doesn’t quite look like ragged nail polish to me, but a rose decal or something similar.

  25. Marum | 10:42 pm |

    If they’re anythiing like Mexican pants, you could probably sing soprano for the Luton Boy’s Choir.

  26. Marum | 11:15 pm |

    @Pectolatra. Previous posting.

  27. Jellychop | 1:18 am |

    The perfect gift for the man with four fingers.

  28. combat_rock | 7:10 pm |

    But he has a great personality!

  29. Grifter | 9:55 am |

    Look Lois! I’m an underwear model! Eeeeheheheheh!

  30. EffEff | 1:38 pm |

    Look Lois, I wear my underwear outside my pants. It makes it easier to fly, and use my super-strength.

  31. Alex Fleming | 12:58 pm |

    999: what is your emergency?
    Alex: karaoke!

  32. mutant | 1:38 pm |

    New way of money for family Guy

  33. hateredblast | 1:48 pm |

    Peter! Why are your green pants brown? And why are your eyes so far apart?

  34. Thrillville109 | 7:13 am |

    It seems today, that a you see….

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