A skoosh more room for your cartoon parts

posted on 31 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Brought to you by the makers of Ugly Girl makeup

Photo courtesy of Brodie Lambert.
Underwear found in Xi’an, China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy New Underwear!

  2. Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Underwear that have it all.

  3. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sexy well supersize me.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s become energetic ROFLMAO-ing around

  5. SF | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Do I read “nutty” at the bottom right? Does it mean that it may contain nuts?

  6. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not fat, I’m just drawn this way.

  7. jjhitt | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Captain, the karaoke readings are off the scale…”

  8. Droll not Troll | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Er….. Familiar Guy?

  9. Pectolatra | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A comfortable family guy underwear.

  10. mickeygreeneyes | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for all of us comfortable, sexy, nutty, self-confident fat guys when we do karaoke! Should be a big seller!

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Lois! What did ya do with my unduhweah?

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The packet contains only underwear. Comfortable fat guy sold separately.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that self-confidence in your underwear or are you just happy to see me?

  14. RJF | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    comfortable copyright infringement underwear.

  15. RJF | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Person holding the package might need a manicure.

  16. Frank Burns | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Plenty of room for Peter.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 3  

    Nice job on the nail polish there Brodie. You been digging in the gravel pit with your bare hands?

  18. Pectolatra | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Self-confidence and energy karaoke in an underwear?
    It makes me wonder what song the costumer will try to sing.

  19. Sparky | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    6XL? Holy crap buddy, make your New Year’s resolution to trim down to 5XL.

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  21. Lora | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, it’s kind of like Homer Simpson in the Mr. Sparkle episode, “Wh-what am I doing on a Japanese box?”

  22. GwydionM | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You too can have a body like this!

  23. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Keep in mind that 6XL over there is about XL in the West.

  24. Droll not Troll | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns: Doesn’t quite look like ragged nail polish to me, but a rose decal or something similar.

  25. Marum | 10:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If they’re anythiing like Mexican pants, you could probably sing soprano for the Luton Boy’s Choir.

  26. Marum | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pectolatra. Previous posting.

  27. Jellychop | 1:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect gift for the man with four fingers.

  28. combat_rock | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But he has a great personality!

  29. Grifter | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Look Lois! I’m an underwear model! Eeeeheheheheh!

  30. EffEff | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Look Lois, I wear my underwear outside my pants. It makes it easier to fly, and use my super-strength.

  31. Alex Fleming | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    999: what is your emergency?
    Alex: karaoke!

  32. mutant | 1:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    New way of money for family Guy

  33. hateredblast | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Peter! Why are your green pants brown? And why are your eyes so far apart?

  34. Thrillville109 | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems today, that a you see….

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