Affronterpants

posted on 6 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Looking for a fight, boxers?

Photo courtesy of L.J.
Briefs from China. 

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  1. Pectolatra | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    In case you can’t read the XXXL in the lower right corner, this works as a rude awakening.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    50% Polyester / 50% Fat

  3. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At the other end of their range: “for anorexio”.

  4. iLock | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Notso subtle and brief message for fatso.

  5. iLock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap your Briefs
    make noise!

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Made by ‘Hello Fatty’

  7. DrLex | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    These briefs will not make you look fat, they will make you look as fat as you already are.

  8. iLock | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is briefs you can many stretch.

  9. jjhitt | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Omar the Tent Maker and I approved this message.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, your ass looks REALLY big in this!

  11. Jonnytbone | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d hate to see what they put on a Jheri Curl box.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Slippery when fat

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Love handles with care!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also doubles as a circus tent.

  15. Pectolatra | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Father’s day! Oh wait…

  16. Frank Burns | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Skidmark resistant.

  17. Algernon | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No small sizes

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Wash fatso separately.

  19. demondude777 | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, it was too small. Can I return them to get “for wide-load” instead?

  20. Lora | 9:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (Blunt) truth in advertising.

  21. DrLex | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available in ‘for lardo’ size.

  22. Sparky | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s keep this brief.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy two, get a tent for three!

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    South Bend News at 11!
    Are The Underpants Big Enough
    Four Fatso?

  25. RT | 4:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    would you like that in XXXL, fluffy, HAHA, or DAYMN?

  26. Marum | 7:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A Mandarin on holidays in Guanzou,
    Took twenty fat wives with him too,
    He took potions a plenty,
    To run through the twenty,
    But seldom got past number two.

  27. Droll not Troll | 8:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Liar, liar, pants on f- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

  28. Droll not Troll | 8:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fatso is wanted by the drug squad, suspected of possessing a large amount of crack. :P

  29. Dervrak | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you liked our plus line “For Fatso” brand underwear, try our new “OMG Lardass” brand pantyhose and “Obese Slob” pajamas.

  30. Peter | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What else could you expect from such a “civilised nation”?

  31. EffEff | 11:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Do we Americans need to be getting any fatter?” – Jay Leno

  32. Grifter | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget to try our latest product; for Tubbo!

  33. pijo | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    look at the size

  34. Airrider | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, marketing is DIRECT in China.

  35. Atli | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Size XLardo

  36. Casey | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess small thongs are called “For anorexics?”

  37. Wee Lassie | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also try our new size “for elephantso”.

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