Child run around in evident of parent people absent.

posted on 20 Dec 2012 in Signs

These rule has you in decline of tip.

Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner.
Found at French Restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. 

39 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A dish of child, with snails perhaps.

  2. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Once you pass 25 you are constantly in decline.

  3. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Children! They’re absolutely delightful, provided they’re properley boiled first, (W.C. Fields)

  4. DrLex | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    These must be directions for the stomach dwarfs. Who else would be able to visit a child and run around inside it?

  5. coffeebot | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I have never had this much trouble ordering a dish of child.

  6. DrLex | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Reading these directions has my mental health decline.

  7. iLock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why there’s many visitors inside companion of child.
    Because all those Dwarfs are hungry!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I beg your pardon; I make noise. Dish of child was extremely spicy!

  9. iLock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    More than potty

  10. iLock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ We are the world,
    We are the child people,
    We are the ones who make confusing rules
    So lets start declining ♫

  11. Pectolatra | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a feeling the dish of child is made of stroller children.
    Child people, hold on to your seats!

  12. Pectolatra | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The child people with bad behavior has Santa Claus decline.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Has you really decline and visit all the child people?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Waiter, is my dish of child ready yet?
    - Thank you for asking, Sir. Your little buger just hit the grill!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are not childish enough, you are declined entry into the Kingdom of Child People

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    “Man does not have meal by child alone.” Engrish Bible.

  17. Jonnytbone | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the decline of western civilization.

  18. Marum | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent Green.

    The food of the people,
    For the people,
    By the people.

  19. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign found in Julia Child people restaurant.

  20. jjhitt | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If nominated, I will decline.
    If elected, I will make noise.

  21. pijo | 8:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    that’s a beautiful poem

  22. Mark | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    like me google translate, it good is!

  23. Frank Burns | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m inclined not to go there.

  24. Lora | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I love child people, this morning I ate two dishes of them for breakfast!

  25. GwydionM | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If visited by strollers, just say “decline”.

    (Likewise if offered a dish of child: very unhealthy if there is an “R” in the month.)

  26. Airrider | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Entering a shop by stroller.” Do many kids just go driving around unassisted in their strollers around these parts?

  27. davonblr | 12:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Careen your stroller into shop? Declined!
    Eat meal alone? Declined!
    Order cheap dish from Child People Menu? Declined!
    I make noise, you not like it? Declined!

    In sum, All Your Child People Has Decline By Us!

  28. Peter | 12:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your making of noise has you decline.

  29. Jellychop | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re and adult who tries to go anywhere by stroller it’s probably a safe bet that you’ve already declined.

  30. Jellychop | 2:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoot! It should be “an”, not “and”.
    I’ve already declined!

  31. Sparky | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Who is the visitor that makes me decline all good stuff are?

  32. Nobody | 7:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The Matrix has you decline

  33. Skeptic | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese says:
    To customers accompanied by children
    * We refuse entrance to children below 4th grade. Please accept our apologies.
    * Please avoid bringing in children above 4th grade, who are noisy or run around.
    * Please avoid bringing in children above 4th grade, for whom you will not be ordering food.

    Why there are four points, including one with a stroller, in English, beats me.

  34. Mr X | 11:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Liking child people not!

  35. Casey | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    To visitors of child people…………Michael Jackson?

  36. a nonny moose | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Computer says no”.

  37. hebrusinglish | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    bring child illegal our restaurant in it a is

  38. Tom Linson | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yoda now writes signs in Asia

  39. Flurng | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I make noise has you decline!

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