Child run around in evident of parent people absent.

posted on 20 Dec 2012 in Signs

These rule has you in decline of tip.

Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner.
Found at French Restaurant in Tokyo, Japan. 

40 captions

  1. Algernon | 4:06 am |

    A dish of child, with snails perhaps.

  2. Marum | 4:11 am |

    Once you pass 25 you are constantly in decline.

  3. Marum | 4:12 am |

    Children! They’re absolutely delightful, provided they’re properley boiled first, (W.C. Fields)

  4. DrLex | 4:14 am |

    These must be directions for the stomach dwarfs. Who else would be able to visit a child and run around inside it?

  5. coffeebot | 4:15 am |

    I have never had this much trouble ordering a dish of child.

  6. DrLex | 4:17 am |

    Reading these directions has my mental health decline.

  7. iLock | 4:19 am |

    That’s why there’s many visitors inside companion of child.
    Because all those Dwarfs are hungry!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    I beg your pardon; I make noise. Dish of child was extremely spicy!

  9. iLock | 4:22 am |

    More than potty

  10. iLock | 4:26 am |

    ♫ We are the world,
    We are the child people,
    We are the ones who make confusing rules
    So lets start declining ♫

  11. Pectolatra | 4:32 am |

    I have a feeling the dish of child is made of stroller children.
    Child people, hold on to your seats!

  12. Pectolatra | 4:40 am |

    The child people with bad behavior has Santa Claus decline.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:41 am |

    Has you really decline and visit all the child people?

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:05 am |

    – Waiter, is my dish of child ready yet?
    – Thank you for asking, Sir. Your little buger just hit the grill!

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:10 am |

    If you are not childish enough, you are declined entry into the Kingdom of Child People

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:15 am |

    “Man does not have meal by child alone.” Engrish Bible.

  17. Jonnytbone | 5:24 am |

    It’s the decline of western civilization.

  18. Marum | 5:45 am |

    Soylent Green.

    The food of the people,
    For the people,
    By the people.

  19. Silly Uncle Willy | 7:40 am |

    Sign found in Julia Child people restaurant.

  20. jjhitt | 7:40 am |

    If nominated, I will decline.
    If elected, I will make noise.

  21. pijo | 8:27 am |

    that’s a beautiful poem

  22. Mark | 8:43 am |

    like me google translate, it good is!

  23. Frank Burns | 9:08 am |

    I’m inclined not to go there.

  24. Lora | 10:58 am |

    I love child people, this morning I ate two dishes of them for breakfast!

  25. GwydionM | 10:59 am |

    If visited by strollers, just say “decline”.

    (Likewise if offered a dish of child: very unhealthy if there is an “R” in the month.)

  26. Airrider | 12:17 pm |

    “Entering a shop by stroller.” Do many kids just go driving around unassisted in their strollers around these parts?

  27. davonblr | 12:27 pm |

    Careen your stroller into shop? Declined!
    Eat meal alone? Declined!
    Order cheap dish from Child People Menu? Declined!
    I make noise, you not like it? Declined!

    In sum, All Your Child People Has Decline By Us!

  28. Peter | 12:31 pm |

    Your making of noise has you decline.

  29. Jellychop | 2:29 pm |

    If you’re and adult who tries to go anywhere by stroller it’s probably a safe bet that you’ve already declined.

  30. Jellychop | 2:32 pm |

    Shoot! It should be “an”, not “and”.
    I’ve already declined!

  31. Sparky | 3:59 pm |

    Who is the visitor that makes me decline all good stuff are?

  32. Nobody | 7:14 pm |

    The Matrix has you decline

  33. Skeptic | 8:37 am |

    Japanese says:
    To customers accompanied by children
    * We refuse entrance to children below 4th grade. Please accept our apologies.
    * Please avoid bringing in children above 4th grade, who are noisy or run around.
    * Please avoid bringing in children above 4th grade, for whom you will not be ordering food.

    Why there are four points, including one with a stroller, in English, beats me.

  34. Mr X | 11:11 pm |

    Liking child people not!

  35. Casey | 3:08 pm |

    To visitors of child people…………Michael Jackson?

  36. a nonny moose | 9:48 am |

    “Computer says no”.

  37. hebrusinglish | 6:32 pm |

    bring child illegal our restaurant in it a is

  38. Tom Linson | 11:04 pm |

    Yoda now writes signs in Asia

  39. Flurng | 5:37 am |

    I make noise has you decline!

  40. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:08 am |

    – Mommy! I see child people!

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