Cows are the only animals that moo…right?

posted on 9 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

You asked for it “as rare as possible.”

Photo courtesy of J. Smith.
Menu found in China. 

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  1. pijo | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ..waiter, I think this is squeal meat

  2. JonnyTBone | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wasn’t Billy Moomeat in “Lost in Space”?

  3. Algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not as fatty as baa meat

  4. Algernon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny it looks like bean curd with mushrooms

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You promise it isn’t woof meat?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @JonnyTBone: Manger, Will Robinson!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Texas style: knock its horns off, wipe its ass and chuck it on the plate.

  8. jjhitt | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Family: Moo, Oink, Cluck and Glub.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Oink meat with Chitter sauce, a bowl of Boo freaks, a Tweetburger and a Meow dog. And bring me a Whine list, please.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Do you have any Meat meat?

  11. GwydionM | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Avoid the “Aaaarg” meat

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re getting supplies from Old MacDonald’s farm. Try the EIEIO. It’s a house specialty.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Our motto: ”Sounds good when satisfied!”

  14. J-Luke | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Excuse me waiter, I thought I asked for more meat…”

  15. Pectolatra | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not as delicious as cock-a-doodle-doo meat.

  16. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Good morning and welcome to “Press the Meat.” On today’s program…pushing cows off the fiscal cliff: are we in the moo’d?

  17. Peter | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry waiter, I want quack meat today.

  18. Anu | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meat the Porcines!

  19. Sparky | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this ef n moo meat?

  20. Silly Uncle Willy | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Seize the moo-meat.

  21. EffEff | 10:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The meat meat with flavour flavour.

  22. iLock | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ostrich dog goes moo.

  23. TargonRedDragon | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But “there is no cow level”

  24. Frank Burns | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as its not meow meat.

  25. Frank Burns | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Still tastes like chicken.

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    moo meat
    moo problems

  27. Vince | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    http://www.engrish.com/2006/04/doggonit/

  28. Grifter | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The meat that speaks!

  29. RJF | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If rare is a cow still mooing, then well done must be a leather boot on a plate.

  30. Magnus | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like well done, rare or moo meat?

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