Cows are the only animals that moo…right?

Cows are the only animals that moo…right?

posted on 9 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

You asked for it “as rare as possible.”

Photo courtesy of J. Smith.
Menu found in China. 

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pijo
pijo
11 years ago

..waiter, I think this is squeal meat

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
11 years ago

Wasn’t Billy Moomeat in “Lost in Space”?

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Not as fatty as baa meat

Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Funny it looks like bean curd with mushrooms

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

You promise it isn’t woof meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@JonnyTBone: Manger, Will Robinson!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Texas style: knock its horns off, wipe its ass and chuck it on the plate.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Happy Family: Moo, Oink, Cluck and Glub.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Oink meat with Chitter sauce, a bowl of Boo freaks, a Tweetburger and a Meow dog. And bring me a Whine list, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Do you have any Meat meat?

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Avoid the “Aaaarg” meat

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

They’re getting supplies from Old MacDonald’s farm. Try the EIEIO. It’s a house specialty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Our motto: ”Sounds good when satisfied!”

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

“Excuse me waiter, I thought I asked for more meat…”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Not as delicious as cock-a-doodle-doo meat.

Silly Uncle Willy
11 years ago

Good morning and welcome to “Press the Meat.” On today’s program…pushing cows off the fiscal cliff: are we in the moo’d?

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Sorry waiter, I want quack meat today.

Anu
Anu
11 years ago

Meat the Porcines!

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Is this ef n moo meat?

Silly Uncle Willy
11 years ago

Seize the moo-meat.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

The meat meat with flavour flavour.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

The ostrich dog goes moo.

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
11 years ago

But “there is no cow level”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

As long as its not meow meat.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Still tastes like chicken.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

moo meat
moo problems

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

The meat that speaks!

RJF
RJF
11 years ago

If rare is a cow still mooing, then well done must be a leather boot on a plate.

Magnus
Magnus
11 years ago

Would you like well done, rare or moo meat?

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