Didn’t Jerry Jam with the Grateful Spread?

posted on 7 Dec 2012 in Snacks

He’s well-preserved…

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen on terry

  2. DrLex | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Shouldn’t that have been strawbelly jerry?

  3. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just a little something for tom

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @siteholder: Muchas Garcias for the ref.

  5. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I prefer Peanut Paste Potty.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Jerry has funny-looking strawberries!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … with vanirra ice cleam?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for Herro Kitty’s straw belly

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, if you really want to crap your hands …

  10. SF | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beste Strawberry in der Welt.

  11. Jewels | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then why is it yerrow?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    90% Jerry / 10% Puddy Tat

  13. jjhitt | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The secret life of Strawberry Shortcake; what you didn’t know.

  14. Pectolatra | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    OK Tom, you’ve got way too far this time!

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, these cartoon mice! First it was Mickey, now we learn that Jerry is a fruit, too.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefere grape jerry with my peanut brutter.

  17. Chuck | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be Jerry – Jam don’t shake like that !

  18. Atli | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    When he finally caught Jerry, Tom got a little creative with his fate.

  19. DECMATH | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ever notice I’m in little metal dishes? What is with that?

  20. DrLex | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s no mention from where this is, but it must be a place where strawberries are yellow cubes.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jerry babies are made of Jerry!

  22. qwerty | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not sure if they’re rearry streawberry jerry.

  23. Ben | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would believe that as a real flavor from a certain famous ice cream company.

  24. Ben | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: “Jerry baby, officer?”

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Ben: iScream by Apple?

  26. Sparky | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jerry is ripe but these strawberries aren’t.

  27. TheUnknown | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what happened to Jerry. We’re gonna miss ya buddy.

  28. demondude777 | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excusem me but I think my chunks aren’t really Jerry!

  29. GwydionM | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strawberries jerry-built from pineapple chunks

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like little jars of Pee – some half fool and some half Jerry.

  31. Peter | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s see . . .
    Ingredients: Strawberries, Geratine, Water
    Corour: Yerrow

  32. EffEff | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Grapefruit Spread?

  33. EffEff | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a Jerry doughnut in your footlocker? You traitor!

  34. mickeygreeneyes | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes great with Little Jerry Seinfeld!

  35. Airrider | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We must strawberry Jerry day and night!

  36. Luosechi | 10:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, straw is yellow!

  37. iLock | 12:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm, does it come with Jerry Beans?!

    http://www.engrish.com/2011/09/oh-good-they-have-athlete-foot-yellow-and-toejam-green/

  38. pijo | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    poor jerry

  39. Snickers | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The GRAPEFUL Spread

  40. Lora | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At the jelly factory, Jerry was a workaholic with a tendency to “spread” himself too thin. One day he got into a real “jam”, when the grapes in some expired fruit spread he taste-tested made him feel their “wrath”, and at the end he was “berried”. His memory however, will always be “preserved”.

    Welcome to Punville. Population: you. :-)

  41. eir | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strawberry, Jerry, and an angleĀ“s kiss in spring….

  42. Lollerskate | 9:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I know how to name a scarecrow if I ever have one

  43. Lora | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I should have also mentioned the grapes made Jerry “wine” a lot. Oh well…

  44. Wm | 1:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    42 comments and no one’s mentioned Cherry Garcia?

  45. DragonLady | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Cherry Garcia

  46. daddio | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems to me funny to laugh at the goofy translations gotten by the people trying very hard to use English, so I laugh at that. Laughing at goofy translations OK – making fun of people for talking different than you – racist or exhibiting a superior attitude at best. Not cool.

  47. Anthony | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    as the engrish 4th doctor says, “Wourd you rike a jerry baby?”

  48. Kemp Ponder | 1:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They were out of boisenbelly?

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