Discover your inner pig!

posted on 18 Dec 2012 in Bags/Packaging

This explains my aversion to Snow White…

Photo courtesy of Amber Shrestha.
 Shopping bag found in Okinawa, Japan.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello the Piggy!

  2. Algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Discovering what the dwarfs in the stomach.

  3. Pectolatra | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it’s time for a video endoscopy.

  4. EightTwelve | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Dwarfs in the stomach…..I thought Snow White ate only the apple?!

  5. iLock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Please could you stop the noise,
    I’m trying to get some rest
    From all the unborn Dwarfs eating in my stomach
    What’s that?
    What’s that?
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    Ambition makes you feel pretty hungry
    Kicking and squealing Sweet ❤ Piggy ♫

  6. iLock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Discovery is fun! ….. And disturbing…..

  7. iLock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Congratulations… You’re having septuplets!
    Labour is hard!

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Then Angry Birds came …

  9. iLock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Why did the someone put the strawberry around the wrong way
    on the cupcake?

    Dolphins in the trees are singing a lot!

    Random sh!t is fun!

  10. SF | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is the everyone ignorant? Because they are educating themselves from shopping bags!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “The Everyone”? Must be a new supervillain.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Suppress those stomach dwarfs with Gaviscon!

  13. iLock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One time when the I was camping, the I had to drop some
    Dwarfs off at the forest.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Happy Sweet Pig Story

    Sweet Pig is hungry, it eats dwarfs and enjoys the Discovery at Sweet Time.
    Later, the dwarfs discover, eat and enjoy the Sweet Pig.
    Don’t worry, kids. The nobody lived happily ever after.

    End!

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to lunch we go
    We keep on eating all day long
    Heigh-ho, heigh-ho ♫

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Patient: Doctor, I’ve been short of breath lately.
    Doctor: I think you have dwarfs in the lungs.

  17. DrLex | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I had a tapedwarf infection once. I tried to entice them out by sitting with my mouth open above a bowl of warm milk, but the buggers didn’t fall for it. It was only after I replaced the milk with a good single malt whiskey that they came crawling out of my mouth.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Snow White and the Less Than Seven Dwarfs”

  19. Jonnytbone | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sorry, but nothing can lessen the horror of having a tapeworm.

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! That’s LITTLE PEOPLE in the stomach! Got that? — Mickey Abbott

  21. tiigdrswa | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did the everyone go into the alien ship and find the dwarf eggs? Face-hugger dwarfs are hard to remove.

  22. mickeygreeneyes | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The everyone is hungry because the SOMEONE did not take us to Denny’s the way they PROMISED!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - What a so tasty?
    - An everyone!

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this mean that pig is a hamunculus?

  25. Lora | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s still a really cute shopping bag. Just the thing for carrying my bacon and pork products at the grocery store. :-)

  26. Classic Steve | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    First the nasal gnomes, now this.

  27. Sparky | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I listen to the voices in my stomach.

  28. jjhitt | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could you do the egg bacon dwarf and sausage without the dwarf then?

  29. pijo | 8:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    parasitic dwarfs

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    - Hello, Piggy!
    - Hello, Kitty!
    - Is the you hungry?
    - … *drools*

  31. Nonsuch Ned | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I blame my gas on the hobbits in my colon?

  32. coffeebot | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @A Non-Y Mouse: omgrotflmao

  33. Marum | 9:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the house in R’ley dead,
    Porcluthu lies waiting.

  34. Marum | 9:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Indeed. So too, and by the same device, verily might pigs fly.

  35. jjhitt | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dwarfs : The other white meat.

  36. Biff the Understudy | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re eating a lot, and singing a stupid song about chipping the glasses and cracking the plates.

  37. Peter | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is the everyone writing all this silly stuff on their products?

  38. GwydionM | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dwarfs in the stomach? Has Gandalf been organising more ‘unexpected parties’?

  39. tadchem | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Feed your Inner Dwarves! They want bacon!
    Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon! Bacon!

  40. jjhitt | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re not lost. We’re half way between the Mines of Moria and the Chitlins.

  41. EffEff | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “When the hungry dwarves in your stomach have luncheon on their minds, there’s no place like Boston Pizza.”

  42. Airrider | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’M A DWARF AND I’M EATING YOUR FOOD
    EATY EATY FOOD
    I’M EATING YOUR FOOD

  43. Dervrak | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In the west, we call them Tapeworms….

  44. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    (What happened to the votes?)

  45. Buzz Killington | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    WE ARE THE STOMACH DWARFS
    ALL YOUR FOOD ARE BELONG TO US!

  46. iLock | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Stomach Dwarf: An unexpected Engrish.
    In Colons now.

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