Don’t worry, they sure you

posted on 21 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I saved an excellency seat for you.

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Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
Found at hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BE NOTE: The burning extinguisher occurs out of employee.

  2. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So, if a fire breaks out I will be strapped into security belts, scattered, and then transmitted over a network cable? Excellent.

  3. Algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A throne to sit in whilst the building burns how nice

  4. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Beam me up., Scotty.

  5. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    YOU ARE HERE. (Wherever the hell that is)

  6. Marum | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let all panic proceed in an orderley direction.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fasten your security belts, folks. we’re taking the information corridor to the information superhighway.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of fire: So long, succors!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The seat has me decline and now I’m scattering all over corridor.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: The employees of the Piss Room, I suppose?

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll: Don’t forget the Ministry of Incontinence officers!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    - Your Excellency, there’s fire occurring. Would you like a seat in the first row?

  13. Jonnytbone | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Safety sign found in the transporter room of the starship Enterprise.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All your succor scattering facilities are belong to us!
    When you transmitted safely we get signal.

  15. DrLex | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Succor scattering facilities are shown in the Engrish post from 12 Aug 2008 (click my name for link).

  16. pijo | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    thank you for your succor scattering facilities, I have safely transmitted

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A fire is occurring? What, me worry?

  18. jjhitt | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It does this whenever it is told or else it gets the safety belt again.

  19. jjhitt | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OK… who else had to look up the meaning of succor?

  20. mickeygreeneyes | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, succors! Scatter THESE facilities!

  21. Stopchicks | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, jjhitt, I just learned a new word today. I’m a sucker for learning new words like “succor,” even if the readability of that sign pretty much sux0rs.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Woman people, don’t let your child people transmit all over the hotel.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ jjhitt: ”Do you seek aid and succor, gunslinger?”
    (Stephen King: The Dark Tower)

  24. Frank Burns | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you going to save me from a fire or take me out and spank me?

  25. Droll not Troll | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock:
    What do you do if you find a woman lying naked in a field?
    Give her aid and succor. :P

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll: Probably I would lie down with her for a bit. IF she gave me aid, not aids!

  27. Biff the Understudy | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry if a fire is occurring, our scattering facilities will make sure your ashes are transmitted appropriately to their final resting place.

  28. Pectolatra | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure these instructions aren’t for some fancy roller coaster?

  29. Lora | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry if a fire is occurring because it’s in the hotel fireplace.

  30. demondude777 | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All i know is that if a tragedy happens…I might as well accept death…..

  31. GwydionM | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    To find North, head straight down

  32. Sparky | 12:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I profess that is my excellency seat. Now scatter!

  33. Jellychop | 2:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A fine system — until along comes an arsonist who begins by burning your excellency seat!

  34. Marum | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT.
    Thus, the cuccor scattering facilities, are when you spit afterwards?

  35. ccY | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What if the fire is occuring at the information corridor?

  36. davonblr | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one kinky hotel….

  37. iLock | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We give aid to make sure you transmit safely so you don’t get AIDS!

  38. Peter | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of fire, scatter, and stay calm.

  39. hateredblast | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The part where the safeguards take me out really gets me worried!

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