Feel up Christmas!

posted on 23 Dec 2012 in Stationery

Santa does holly

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Found at 100 yen store in Misawa, Japan. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well at least he’s not going down a hole

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello! I’m an Christmas! Ho’ do you do?

  3. ngyonghan | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hi ho Silver Christmas!” :D

  4. Mc-Taz | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Happy Ho’days! Ho, ho, ho!

  5. coffeebot | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    yo, santa pimped his sleigh

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Director of Suck Ho Bldg Inc.

  7. Peter | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Hey apart from not being the traditional “Ho Ho . . .” I really don’t get this one.

  8. Pectolatra | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This Christmas, instead of “Jingle Bells”, we’ll be listening to “Blitzkrieg Bop”.

  9. jjhitt | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, fat boy. But just you. Your funny looking dog stays out of the room.

  10. Marum | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.

    Santa stopped at three Hos.

  11. Marum | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.

    Santa stopped at three Hos.

  12. Marum | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Two men and a Reindeer walked into a bar.

    The barman said: “Aren’t you two in the wrong joke?”

  13. GwydionM | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    He doesn’t only go down chimneys

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve never been so happy to see an elf leave…

  15. Marum | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.

    She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”

    He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”

  16. Marum | 8:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.

    She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”

    He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”

  17. Sparky | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa gets sidetracked again.

  18. Marum | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the error.
    Of the equation Lift vs weight; Thrust vs drag.

    With only one reindeer, it would be psysically impossible to get enough thrust, to overcome drag sufficiently, to achieve enough lift to get that payload into the air. Therefore, there has to be 6 – 8 reindeer to provide sufficient thrust. Eight would be ideal for the STOL capabilities needed, with 6 the takeoff distance would be too great for the average rooftop. However a quick look at the aerodynamics of the sleigh would work wonders.

  19. Stopchicks | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, but that’s not Engrish. That’s just the word “ho” (or the known phrase, “hey ho”), interpreted by the site owner to have a different meaning than intended. So, I guess every time Santa says “Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”, he’s exulting the pleasures of prostitutes? And when the Ramones shoulted “Hey! Ho! Let’s Go!” in Blitzkrieg Bop, it was a call for sexual action?

    Meh.

  20. RT | 4:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    hey prostitutes celebrate xmas too

  21. iLock | 5:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Santas’ sack sure looks anemic.

  22. RJF | 7:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    this is how he talks to naughty people

  23. Jay | 8:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Let’s Ramones Christmas! (with Shonen Knife)

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ iLock: This year, Santa takes presents from people!

  25. Snickers | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey ho! Hey ho! It’s off to work we go.

  26. Fay | 5:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This looks like the same plastic wrap and sticker that’s put on other cards that say “Hey ho it’s Christmas time.” Hate to be that person, but let’s keep Engrish legit.

  27. Lora | 8:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is only Rudolph pulling that sleigh? Well, as I’m sure you remember, all of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names… but then Rudolph happened to meet an unusually large elf, and to make a long story short, Santa lost eight bucks that night!

  28. coffeebot | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Santa walks with a candy cane

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