Freshness You Can Taste

posted on 15 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

I’m pretty sure I didn’t ask for that…

Photo courtesy of Joe Raucci.
Found in window of burger restaurant in South Korea. 

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  1. Tong | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please also check out our kids’ menu. “No booger hits the grill until you ask for it.! Freshness you can certainly taste.”

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The signwriter is a silly buger!

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is enough space so you can many breads too.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Welcome to here, buger. Can you … ?

  5. Algernon | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now now you being anal

  6. jjhitt | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to McBuggery.

  7. Stopchicks | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That snot what I ordered.

  8. Peter | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The McBurglar stole the McBurger.
    So McBuger is what’s left.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”A suspicious new generation of ‘advertising phenomenon’ had been spotted in some East-Asian countries. Many people reported strange, minimalistic ad-signs, mostly dominated by simple message which says that one ‘CAN’ many things. You could recognize them by large white surfaces surrounding plain black text, written entirely in English, and with somewhat shockingly rare misspellings. We are asking our citizens to approach with care. And now the weather …”

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    FRESHNESS YOU CAN TASTE
    BUGER YOU CAN WASTE

  11. mickeygreeneyes | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me, honorable Chef San, would you please put your index finger deep in your nostril and pull out the biggest, juiciest booger you can find? Yes, like that. Wow! That’s a good one! Now just fling it hard onto the grill, please! Yes! Success! I can’t wait to taste the freshness!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshness or not, just let me finish that damn humbuger.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I can-can?

  14. Pectolatra | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You asked for it, now be ready for buger!!!

  15. Lora | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fresh because it’s made from moo meat. And you can hear the freshness, too.

  16. GwydionM | 10:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We bend over backwards to please our customers

  17. Mark | 10:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    would be funnier with two g’s…

  18. Chris | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No. It’s funnier with one.

  19. Sparky | 1:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No butts about it!

  20. RJF | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor little buger.

  21. RJF | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Our quality is just as good as our signs.

  22. Marum | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t need to know this.

  23. Jay | 4:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, I ordered hot snot on a silver platter, and you brought me a cold buger on a paper plate!

  24. iLock | 5:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So we have to ask the grill chefs to start cooking?!

  25. Mr. Wrong | 8:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s a T-shirt for that. http://www.zazzle.ca/booger_king_tee_shirts-235320720801220146.

  26. Droll not Troll | 10:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh picked bugers, finger lickin’ good!

  27. Droll not Troll | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Mark: No, if it had two g’s we wouldn’t be getting the US take on it.

  28. coffeebot | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    you mean feweshness?

  29. EffEff | 11:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Believe me, it’s funnier with one G. “Buger” can be both “bugger” and “booger”.

  30. Atli | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be rude to the waiter to make sure…

  31. Grifter | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, bugger.

  32. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Really scraping for value-adds here.

  33. Casey | 3:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh picked daily!

  34. Peppeddu | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s wrong with that?
    It sounds like normal english to me.

  35. Todd | 9:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The first Ender’s Game themed restaurant has finally opened.

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