Grampa needs temper-proof lids

posted on 14 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

No refund if temper is lost or stolen

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Photo courtesy of George Caspary.

Found in Hangzhou, China. 

21 captions

  1. Mick | 4:05 am |

    Anger Management also available.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    If the #@$% things won’t fit, use a large hammer. Nothing will go wrong.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:31 am |

    Just the right thing for my PC. Besides an intensive psychotherapy.

  4. Algernon | 4:45 am |

    Clearly Hissy fits not allowed

  5. Jonnytbone | 4:59 am |

    Those spare parts are a hot item this holiday season. Just make sure to keep your kids safe by getting the temper proof spare parts.

  6. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    Spare parts: Nuts, 50 Pcs. What kind of nuts? Drive-U-nuts!

  7. Biff the Understudy | 11:02 am |

    Shoulda gotten some of those for my ex.

  8. Peter | 11:10 am |

    Good for Gloria (Modern Family)

  9. doris karloff | 11:22 am |

    is it cross?

  10. Classic Steve | 12:43 pm |

    Just what Bruce Banner needs.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:41 pm |

    Many got a screw loose.

  12. GwydionM | 2:38 pm |

    Not insured against the Wrath of Khan

  13. Marum | 3:20 pm |

    My dad, who is 92, sure as hell needs several of these.

  14. mickeygreeneyes | 4:13 pm |

    Temper proof, huh? Just let me at that damn thing!

  15. Jewels | 4:22 pm |

    He must have a really bad temper if he needs 50 of them!

  16. Marum | 5:47 pm |

    @Jewels.
    We have to order them in lots of 50, because the cranky bastards keep throwing them out the window.

  17. Marum | 5:52 pm |

    I’ve never lost my temper. I still have every %^&^#$#& bit of it.

  18. Stopchicks | 5:57 pm |

    Meh.

  19. Sparky | 1:06 pm |

    I’m returning these. They don’t !@#$%#?!!! work. Thank you.

  20. coffeebot | 2:41 pm |

    you mean tempewer?

  21. EffEff | 11:56 pm |

    @Classic Steve: Make the lids out of adamantium, and they’ll be Hulk-proof too.

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