If you’re happy and you know it,…

If you’re happy and you know it,…

posted on 5 Dec 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of methshin.
 Spotted at Golden Temple in Kyoto, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

Look mom no paper

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Where is the crappy noise from?! Em, must be the crappy sound system!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Make noise- brown noise!

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

That’s why Japanese bow and making noise to greet each other, they don’t shake hands.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

And then *facepalm*

Rm
Rm
11 years ago

Is it ok to make noise first??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

The noise will be…. EEEWWWWWW!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
11 years ago

He must be a Cleveland Steamer fan.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

In this case, make noise = fart?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Blown is the new brack

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Two hands crap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Employees must wash hands before returning to making noise.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

… And I was wondering: ”What a so tasty!?”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
11 years ago

Crap Your Hands Say Bleah

Jewels
Jewels
11 years ago

Horry clap!!

Crazy M
Crazy M
11 years ago

No thanks, I prefer to crap my hands silently.

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Yeah, just correct them with your hands and dump them into the toiret.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Someone likes Rocking Elmo too much: https://engrish.com/2005/08/bad-elmo/

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Hurry up, dear! And don’t flush the toilet!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

♫Jump like a fish,
Leap like a porpoise,
All crap hands,
And Habeaus Corpus♪

Dervrak
Dervrak
11 years ago

If a hand craps in the woods does it make noise?

Jellychop
Jellychop
11 years ago

It is very dangerous to do needlepoint and crap your hands at the same time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

It was at the erection party where sh*t really hit the fan.

The fan made a satisfied noise.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

This T shirt is embroided in controversy.

J-Luke
J-Luke
11 years ago

Most of the noise will come from people who regret following this advice…

Salome
Salome
11 years ago

Shouldn’t that be, ‘crap your pants’?

Matt
Matt
11 years ago

Never shake hands with a happy Japanese man.

Airrider
Airrider
11 years ago

I don’t care what you do, just wash up afterwards!

coffeebot
11 years ago

Darn, now you’ll have to crean them. Try this creanser.

RT
RT
11 years ago

the hills in japan are definitely not filled with the sound of music, but they are filled alright…

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

Now wipe ’em in the air like you just don’t care!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
11 years ago

OMFG, IJCMH

Hawkboy72
Hawkboy72
11 years ago

Someone should have told the girls in “2 girls 1 cup” to crap their hands.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

He’s such a dag.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Crap your Breads you can many noise!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Or…

Crap your Breads you can many sandwiches!

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

The persons’ name who sent this in is called ‘methshin’
…just thought I’d point that out.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

@Jellychop: Yeah, tetanus is no fun.

Grifter
Grifter
11 years ago

Crap your hands, wash them after.

pijo
pijo
11 years ago

noisy and smelly

Alex Fleming
Alex Fleming
11 years ago

if ur happy and you know it crap your hands…

Metalyptica
Metalyptica
11 years ago

And smell…

Eulogy
Eulogy
11 years ago

What is the sound of one hand crapping?

RocketCat
RocketCat
9 years ago

I’m not hanging around for a standing ovation…

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