If you’re happy and you know it,…

posted on 5 Dec 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of methshin.
 Spotted at Golden Temple in Kyoto, Japan.

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  1. Algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 82  Subtract rating 2  

    Look mom no paper

  2. Tong | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is the crappy noise from?! Em, must be the crappy sound system!

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Make noise- brown noise!

  4. Tong | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why Japanese bow and making noise to greet each other, they don’t shake hands.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    And then *facepalm*

  6. Rm | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it ok to make noise first??

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The noise will be…. EEEWWWWWW!

  8. Jonnytbone | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 3  

    He must be a Cleveland Steamer fan.

  9. Pectolatra | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    In this case, make noise = fart?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Blown is the new brack

  11. jjhitt | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Two hands crap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?

  12. jjhitt | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Employees must wash hands before returning to making noise.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    … And I was wondering: ”What a so tasty!?”

  14. Stopchicks | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Crap Your Hands Say Bleah

  15. Jewels | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Horry clap!!

  16. Crazy M | 6:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks, I prefer to crap my hands silently.

  17. Peter | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, just correct them with your hands and dump them into the toiret.

  18. Classic Steve | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone likes Rocking Elmo too much: http://www.engrish.com/2005/08/bad-elmo/

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    - Hurry up, dear! And don’t flush the toilet!

  20. Marum | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Jump like a fish,
    Leap like a porpoise,
    All crap hands,
    And Habeaus Corpus♪

  21. Dervrak | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If a hand craps in the woods does it make noise?

  22. Jellychop | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is very dangerous to do needlepoint and crap your hands at the same time.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It was at the erection party where sh*t really hit the fan.

    The fan made a satisfied noise.

  24. Frank Burns | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This T shirt is embroided in controversy.

  25. J-Luke | 12:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Most of the noise will come from people who regret following this advice…

  26. Salome | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Shouldn’t that be, ‘crap your pants’?

  27. Matt | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Never shake hands with a happy Japanese man.

  28. Airrider | 1:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t care what you do, just wash up afterwards!

  29. coffeebot | 3:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Darn, now you’ll have to crean them. Try this creanser.

  30. RT | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    the hills in japan are definitely not filled with the sound of music, but they are filled alright…

  31. Nonsuch Ned | 3:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Now wipe ‘em in the air like you just don’t care!

  32. Buzz Killington | 4:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OMFG, IJCMH

  33. Hawkboy72 | 6:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone should have told the girls in “2 girls 1 cup” to crap their hands.

  34. Marum | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s such a dag.

  35. iLock | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap your Breads you can many noise!

  36. iLock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or…

    Crap your Breads you can many sandwiches!

  37. iLock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The persons’ name who sent this in is called ‘methshin’
    …just thought I’d point that out.

  38. EffEff | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jellychop: Yeah, tetanus is no fun.

  39. Grifter | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap your hands, wash them after.

  40. pijo | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    noisy and smelly

  41. Alex Fleming | 10:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    if ur happy and you know it crap your hands…

  42. Metalyptica | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And smell…

  43. Eulogy | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What is the sound of one hand crapping?

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