I’ll have a speculative mochaccino

posted on 17 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Honesty is the best policy but not the main ingredient…

Photo courtesy of C. Tomlinson.
Found at Starbucks in Dongducheon, South Korea. 

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  1. Tong | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Now, it is out of order, or is it?

  2. Algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well just can’t believe anything a machine tells you theses days

  3. mickeygreeneyes | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How about beauty? I’d like some of that, please. That’s all I know on Earth, and all I need to know.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Deus Ex Macchiato

  5. jjhitt | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Story of my life.

  6. jjhitt | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like a small Epimenides Paradox, no cream.

  7. Marum | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s true.
    The last black coffee I got was actually a moccachino.

  8. Pectolatra | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s something oddly contradictory about this caffè latte.

  9. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mr Schroedinger. Your Coffee is ready….or not ready

  10. Marum | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    BUGGER THE MACHINE!!

    So are our politicians.

  11. Pectolatra | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If a coffee machine tells you it loves you… don’t be fooled.

  12. Stopchicks | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s out of truth, and now it just lies there.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It simply went ‘Olé!’

  14. iLock | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole café is out of order!
    Whattaya mean you don’t serve Vittoria Coffee!!!??

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Soy Caffe Latte should be Sorry Caffe Latte

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But somebody found some more and put it into those two jars on the left.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, no! Now the coffee is a lie!

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Cool story, brew.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    if you take your coffee with low fact milk, there’s no problem.

  20. Frank Burns | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent latte is made of people!

  21. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    We have nothing but an urn of LIES!

  22. Lora | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a tea drinker, anyway…

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Now I just want to know what I’ve been drinking all this time.

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I think we have grounds for a charge of perjury.

  25. Crazy M | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing there’s still plenty of lie to go around

  26. pijo | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    the truth is out there

  27. Chris | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Now I just want to know what I’ve been drinking all this time.”

    @Seventy2rd o clock: No you don’t.

  28. krysto4 | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the machine is out of truth, then it is lying – about being out of truth…

  29. Jellychop | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The machine should run for office.

  30. demondude777 | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Objection! I still want my espresso!

  31. Sparky | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth is, it’s too expensive!

  32. Peter | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You mean, it WAS, but no longer ?
    I want the truth right now !

  33. Biff the Understudy | 11:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Peter: You can’t handle the truth!

  34. iLock | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @demondude777: Sustained! …A muesli bar will give
    you sustained energy! Caffiene’s just a quick fix

  35. GwydionM | 1:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh supplies can be rushed here in 45 minutes

  36. Biff the Understudy | 1:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s a good thing, too. Serving more than 16oz of truth is now banned.

  37. Grifter | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For Truth, Justice and the De-Caffeinated Way!

  38. Nonsuch Ned | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want the truth you’ll have to order a cup of honest tea.

  39. Silly Uncle Willy | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Funny looking polygraph you got there.

  40. Nonsuch Ned | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sell me no coffee and I’ll tell you no lies.

  41. jjhitt | 6:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ve secretly replaced the coffee at this fancy coffee shop with Folger’s Conundrum Crystals. Let’s see if anyone notices….

  42. Seven of Nine | 11:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What else?

  43. iLock | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is coffee machine. We have many lies

  44. tadchem | 3:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok. I’ll just have a decaf rumor then.

  45. ccY | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The saying is true: In vino veritas !

    The machine must been drinking.

  46. EffEff | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign on Large Hadron Collider:
    Out of truth quarks, but we still have lots of beauty, charm, and strangeness.

  47. DragonLady | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Out of truth, but not out of coffee. I see plenty of beans on the shelf. Perhaps you mean it was out of truthiness.

  48. kpopinsanity | 1:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That machine is FULL OF IT !!!

  49. hebrusinglish | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a PC way of saying their machine is full of lies!

  50. hebrusinglish | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you telling us the whole truth?
    Well, not quite; we’re also out of coffee.

  51. Sklub | 2:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just run it through a filter (like they do with the NEWS) people will never know the difference. ;-)

  52. upuaut | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Truth? You can’t handle the coffee!

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