It buys her black roses?

posted on 10 Dec 2012 in Toiletries

Week before Christmas is pretty good

Photo courtesy of Kimberley Whitaker.
Skin scrubber found at supermarket in  Tokyo.

25 captions

  1. Tong | 4:06 am |

    Enjoy the girl? Anytime is a sweet time.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    The girl enjoys it even more

  3. Algernon | 4:11 am |

    I bet

  4. Algernon | 4:12 am |

    The roses might be a bit thorny

  5. SF | 4:29 am |

    Unlikely to ever enjoy the mother-in-law.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |

    But at other time …

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |

    It puts the lotion on the girl or it doesn’t get to use the hose again.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |

    The dark side of the Female Nursing Thing

  9. faulty wiring | 5:04 am |

    Hidden cameras are getting more and more subtle

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |

    Can it wait for the dessert trolley to arrive?

  11. pijo | 5:12 am |

    I envy it

  12. jjhitt | 5:28 am |

    I tried low-fat unsweetened girl once.

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:14 am |

    @jjhitt: Tell us more! Did it enjoy the girl?

  14. Jellychop | 8:08 am |

    But first, girl must be thoroughly scrubbed.

  15. Sparky | 8:20 am |

    I prefer the naughty girl.

  16. Lora | 8:32 am |

    When it comes to sweet stuff at my own “girl time”, I usually prefer chocolate. 😉

  17. Marum | 9:38 am |

    Don’t know about flowers.

    The old saying rings true tthough

    “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

  18. Marum | 9:40 am |

    WATCH WHERE YOU STICK THAT ROSE BUSTER!

  19. Holly Reed Reinecke | 9:52 am |

    Jame? Jame Gumb?

  20. Peter | 12:11 pm |

    Ugh – just give me the pale blue version!

  21. Biff the Understudy | 12:13 pm |

    Shouldn’t that be “sweat time”?

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 2:13 pm |

    I’m not so sure about this skin scrubbing product, unlike every other skin product featured on engrish.com, this tag line seems to suggest it may not be able to remove horniness.

  23. d17nk | 10:37 pm |

    I enjoy this engrish at work time.

  24. Grifter | 11:43 am |

    Black roses are usually better with bitter.

  25. Sklub | 1:52 am |

    Where is the little hand at that time?

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