It buys her black roses?

posted on 10 Dec 2012 in Toiletries

Week before Christmas is pretty good

Photo courtesy of Kimberley Whitaker.
Skin scrubber found at supermarket in  Tokyo.

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  1. Tong | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Enjoy the girl? Anytime is a sweet time.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The girl enjoys it even more

  3. Algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet

  4. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    The roses might be a bit thorny

  5. SF | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Unlikely to ever enjoy the mother-in-law.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But at other time …

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the lotion on the girl or it doesn’t get to use the hose again.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The dark side of the Female Nursing Thing

  9. faulty wiring | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hidden cameras are getting more and more subtle

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can it wait for the dessert trolley to arrive?

  11. pijo | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I envy it

  12. jjhitt | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried low-fat unsweetened girl once.

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt: Tell us more! Did it enjoy the girl?

  14. Jellychop | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But first, girl must be thoroughly scrubbed.

  15. Sparky | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer the naughty girl.

  16. Lora | 8:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When it comes to sweet stuff at my own “girl time”, I usually prefer chocolate. ;-)

  17. Marum | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t know about flowers.

    The old saying rings true tthough

    “Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

  18. Marum | 9:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WATCH WHERE YOU STICK THAT ROSE BUSTER!

  19. Holly Reed Reinecke | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jame? Jame Gumb?

  20. Peter | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ugh – just give me the pale blue version!

  21. Biff the Understudy | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shouldn’t that be “sweat time”?

  22. Nonsuch Ned | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m not so sure about this skin scrubbing product, unlike every other skin product featured on engrish.com, this tag line seems to suggest it may not be able to remove horniness.

  23. d17nk | 10:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I enjoy this engrish at work time.

  24. Grifter | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Black roses are usually better with bitter.

  25. Sklub | 1:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is the little hand at that time?

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