I’ve been saving since yesterday!

posted on 28 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Terry OConnell.
Buffet menu found in China. 

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  1. Algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    For your morning dump

  2. Algernon | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A real bummer

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, thank you. It has me decline.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Those Drunk Horse Intestines are enough for me.

  5. Marum | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After the previous meal, guaranteed to be 90% liquid.

  6. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Opens with a roar.

  7. Marum | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange! I seem to have lost my appetite.

  8. mickeygreeneyes | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Love it or shove it!

  9. mickeygreeneyes | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    MMM MMM good! MMM MMM good! That’s what breakfast bowel is. MMM MMM good!

  10. Lora | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Served conveniently next to the restrooms.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just the thing for my toilet bowel.

  12. coffeebot | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All I need is a bowel of cereal and some milk

  13. Chris | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Call Marketing-the breakfast bowels aren’t moving.

  14. Peter | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    to be emptied in the morning

  15. Mr. Wrong | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those still workin’ on the night soil (Seger).

  16. Frank Burns | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A little too much fiber maybe?

  17. The Fesh Pince of Blair | 2:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This reminds me of The Burgandy Loaf on Mr. Show. Rudy will await your foundation.

  18. Jellychop | 5:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This gives “Snap, Crackle and Pop” a whole new, disturbing meaning.

  19. Marum | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jellychop

    Crap, snackle, and poop.

  20. Take2 | 12:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Menudo?

  21. Sparky | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s alot of rumbling at the buffet.

  22. iLock | 9:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is is grilled like your sexual harassment?

  23. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 6:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Twofers at the buffet! Too bad Terry didn’t find a third and catch the hat trick.

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